h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Poking my nose around the review boards today and caught a litle convo between you and Mr.Rhodes. Very free flow though form, interesting images, if hard to follow.
But what really piqued my interest was the mention of the mormon land. Wherein Zion do you live?
I once went to college there, 4 or so years ago. Ogden, Weber State University, and lived in Bountiful and Centerville.
Tell me more, tell me more...

Johnny

Johnny
I were just pulling his leg. I had joked from the beginning that he didn't know if I was a transvestite Mormon from Utah. Well, he still doesn't know, but I did tell him I live in Vermont.
Listen Satchmo,
I been reading your writing and would love to "talk" to you about it. Did you get my note about Bar Sinister? I had a couple things to say to you..but it's almost time for me to leave work and I won't be able to get back on the board for a while. Husband wants to call his sister in Florida and see if she's getting the hell out or what. Damn, now I wish I did live in Utah.
Later, if you will please.
I been learning alot here, although you may not be able to see it from my writing, which is squeezed out around the periphery of my waking hours, kind of like flesh cookies in those cut-out blouses you're probably so moved by. (just joshing you baby)
Lynda

Hey y'all

It's dick here. I was clicking around in the review cirle and whad'I find; a fellowship.

Please can an I join?

I have a half American half english SOH.

I live in a small hamlet called Jaysville in California; if you tip America on it's side then that's where all the loose nuts roll to.


Sorry, I have a nasty habit of laughing at my own jokes, talking too much and invading other peoples conversations. I've taken to Arnie state like a Canadian duck to US waters.

Love

Dick (the yank wannabe)

Pardon me Dick dick,
I were speaking to Jonathon. Whose message board this is. I'm not meaning to be rude, but I was hoping for an answer
so if you'll allow me to post this again
and Jonathon can step over me if he likes it's no worries
and speak with you.
P.S. I buy drinks for men that I never go to bed with. Regularly.

Let's be clear about this. You buy drinks for men you never go to bed with regularly. Or regularly for men you never go to bed with. It's important.

Bribrow

What the hell ever happened to Johnmecca fer Krissakes!
Post Script

On occasion of speakin withsomeone in a speakeasy IF I like em and IF I'm feeling spry and IF I have a few extra sheckles I will buy them a drink irrespective of shagging potential or not which I don't shag any other men in person excepting my husband. Confounded clear?
Cheers mate.

Only asked 'cos I happen to be elected President of the "Society in Favour of Buying Around Without Sleeping Around". No offence meant. Just curious.

Bribrow
President-SIFOBARWSA

So what would you have if we were in the same place and you were poor and or pretending to be poor and I were rich or pretending, and you could have anything you wanted to drink no strings?

I'd probably go for an "Andmymare", straight, no ice, in a large tub - and resign my presidency. But you knew, didn't you, all we blokes are hypocrites when it comes to paying for our round?

Bribrow

Oh you thing you, what would an Andmymare be. I'll think about it today (sans tub) I have to go to a Celtic/French Canadian music festival and I have to get drunk and be with strangers and friends and listen. Taking my notebook though, I'll be fecked if I get the inspiration with no pencil/paper near.