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Spooner, Malaprop et al.
GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations } Started conversation Jun 17, 2007
I notice there are entries on spoonerisms, malapropisms, but no collection - so I'm starting my own.
JUST FOR STARTERS
This is a favourite told to me by my boss - author not revealed - How about going to France on a CROSS FLANNEL CHERRY?
I had a customer who put RADOX tyres on his van.
On seing a fine expensive two seater my wife declared 'That's a really SPOSH car.' (sports + posh)
And one from my sister - for that's a possibility - that's a PISSIBOLITY.
Spooner, Malaprop et al.
GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations } Posted Jun 17, 2007
Spooner Gorge - not sure how it would work, but malaprop gorge might work scoring points for each malapropism.
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Simetra Posted Jun 17, 2007
maybe Malaprop Oulton Gorge with retrospectacle alterconstipations
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GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations } Posted Jun 17, 2007
As Piccard would say - make it so.
Check out the new game.
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GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations } Posted Aug 2, 2007
I've just inadvertently coined 'invertation' for invitation.
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GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations } Posted Aug 14, 2007
There is a pub called 'The Fighting Cocks' become the 'The Kiting Fox'
As long as it isn't a Stunt Kite.
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GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations } Posted Sep 16, 2007
Lame duck = Dame luck
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