h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello there, and welcome to h2g2! I'm fords, one of the Assistant Community Editors (ACE) and I'm your offical welcomer.

Now, there are many weird and wonderful things to see and do on h2g2, but instead of bombarding you with information I have compiled a useful guide at A811874 which will help you to get acquainted with the site, make your Personal Space all pretty and introduce you to the wonderful world of the h2g2 smiley and GuideML - the Guide's very own markup language which comes in very useful for writing Guide entries and creating a great Personal Space

Any questions? - simply reply to this message and I'll be more than happy to help

Hello, Fords. It's nice to see that the Aces are responding that quickly to a new member. Thank you for the offer of help, but I'm quite familiar with H2G2 and don't think I'll need it. I would, however, appreciate your friendship. Please post back, friend!

You've been here before then?

Yup. I'm merely starting a new "Persona" so I can meet new people.

And Join the Super Heroes guild, So I can fight my old persona (who is in the Super Villans guild.)

Who is your old persona?

Redfox is the nickname... http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/U179935 Is the site. I still use it, tho. I don't think we've met before.

Don't think we have, name doesn't ring a bell. Never mind

It is a pleasure, sir.

(Extends hand in a gentlemanly way, for a good, firm handshake)

*looks around for another bloke in this thread*

(Oh, nothing of the sort. I just haven't had the pleasure of an electronic handshake you)

(Looks about)

No one else here... I hope.

I don't mind an electronic handshake, but I mind being called 'sir' when I am in fact a fully fledged woman

(Makes a note of how inaccurate the internet is, in some ways)

Very sorry, Miss.

I'll let you off this time

Thank you. I have a bad habit of making bad first impressions. But that's okay, I'm a Super Hero (CHOPPERS member), so I'm allowed to make one so long as I swoop in and save the day.

And seeing as I'm not a superhero, I'd better let you off anyhow!

Wonderful!

(Offers a )

Is it a veggie one?

Of course! enjoy!

Woo hoo!