h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

In that order?

Chronologically I think it works. Not in order of preference.

Actually it is left over from some elections we had here a few months back and I can't work out how to get rid of it!

I see!
So how are you doing? I hope you don't mind me bombing in on your PS like this, but I saw you in the N3 thread.

Only way to do it really, just wander round making strange comments everywhere that looks interesting and see what happens.
It does mean that I switch on to check my emails and 3 hours later I've done absolutely nothing except talked garbage to strangers and occasionally bought some cds to kill time while waiting for my antique dial up system to kick in.

So where are you from then?

If this rain keeps up I shall be building an ark. I'm right on the south coast (of England, that is)and it's only a matter of time!

Remember to take two of everything...

2 whisky, 2 scotch, 2 beer...

Seriously though, is your weather always like that?

Nope, this is pretty soggy by our standards. Can't rain all the time and all that but I'm starting to wonder.

Today's gone all cold and rainy over here. Apparently it's going to be hot again this weekend. Usually it's hot during the week and raining over weekends when everyone wants to go out!

Over where?
Actually I saw something the other day which explained why the weekend was usually manky compared to the week. Something to do with a global warming type microclimate caused by heavy industry. When I remember what program it was on I can work out whether it was true!

I'm in Cape Town, South Africa
Soon to be moving out of my beautiful house since my housemate left and I can't afford the rent on my own...

Bummer. Can't you hold him captive in the cellar and get a ransom from his family/sell his body to medical science/get a new roommate?

Just a few suggestions, off the top of my head like.

It was a she... And now - I'd rather not keep her around if she's going to keep her horrid boyfriend around.
I'm advertising my place for a housemate, and I'll see what happens... Hopefully someone decent comes along soon!!!

Well, I would but it's a little bit too much of a comute even by my standards!

So, are you enjoying it here yet?

Yeah that is a bit far!

I like it here sort of... It's a lovely place with lovely people, but there's one person out trying to male it horrible for me.
But I'm going to stay.

Who'zat? Give me a name and I'll kneecap the git!

You'd do that?

Just went and had a nosy at him. Funny, you can't tell he's a freak at first can you?

These people who think it's ok to treat other human beings like dirt because god said they could absolutely craze me. If the second coming ever happens JC is going to get no work done, he'll have to spend all his time slapping all those who completely missed the point he was trying to make!!!

I like to imagine what will happen after he's died. There he'll be, all excited cos he's been a good boy and is off to heaven. Then, he opens his eyes and he's in the Summerlands and the Goddess is kicking his arse all round the place for being a tosspot!

You found him? Impressive! I see I forgot to put a link... Sorry...made your job harder.
People like him are just horrid.
People like you are nice.

Nah, I just pretend to be to lull others into a false sense of security. You wait - soon as you trust me I'll be plundering your bank account, stealing your identity, borrowing your cds and not returning them....

Oh yeah, bad to the bone.