h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My dear Saronie,
I do hope you don't intend leaving this gem lying here undone. I've searched the world over to find it/you. Don't get lost.
Ol pal Andmymare

Lynda you flying mare!so you tracked me down just like your Mohawk forefathers.

Saronie, if I'd had Mohawk forebears, I wouldn't be in this pub. Can it be that my favorite piece of writing actually belongs to you, and that you're here, and will you keep writing. And may I talk to you about it, just like writers do?

If you'd rather not resume one of the great flagrantly, ah, ambivalent, erm, conversations of all time, I will bow out, and read eeeeverything else but your stuff.
Yah. Indubitably.

this looks interesting,does it not

To complex for me to fathom out,could be Venco the village witches at play with their Engles Dorp and Bertie Bassetje sweetmeats. Or the Javanese vrouwen in the Bijmer clinging to their children as the aircraft plunges into the keuken...Could be Clark Kent?

You are like a heron who dallies in the weeds for a frog. Geez.

He is not Charles Aznavour nor an Armenian troubadour with a song lost in translation sitting on kermits lap waiting for the auto cue he will not be fraternised pixelised or piafied

the evolution cannot be televised...no egrets

the evolution cannot be televised...no regrets by the sun rise can revise,goog night to the wise owl,in the cowl howling at the moon the
loon

goog night to the wise ass owl never mind the cowl, babies are borne with that all
in mind
yes you're right
evolution will not be televised except in slo mo after it's all done on the History Channel
pah!