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Hi BigAl

I had a job interview a few weeks back, for a male dominated job, caretaker, well, weekend caretaker of local village hall. The man who told me about the job is a regular in the charity shop I work in, he's a Brother, a Monk (though I've never seen him in his habit). He's also the weekday caretaker of the hall, on the hall's committee, and one of the three who would be interviewing me, he's a nice bloke, we have a laugh.

Anyway, I will get to the point eventually, we were talking about the up coming interview, and he said my best asset was my big (.)(.) so I went to the interview wearing the white skimpy, cleavage showing top that I am wearing on my web-site photo, with a white blouse over the top, though not done up...I got the job...I beat the men and got the bloody job It ok, I'm enjoying it.

I purchased some nipple jewellery from eBay earlier today, a nipple chain (jeez, am I gonna get in trouble for telling you that! ooopppss) fancied one of them for a while, and as I've got a bit of cash now, thought I'd treat myself.

What have you been up to?

Emmily

Hi Emmily ,

Nice to hear from you. Would be interested to see your (/\) jewellery in situ

I'm a bit peeved. Mrs B.A used up her ty Pretties lasy year, underneath a crocheted top, which snagged them and caused them to pull off . You can only use each item once.
I was hoping she'd wear them when we went to Studland beach last week, but she didn't have any left .

There were plenty of women around though with (V/\V) jewllery, and jewellery (Dunno if it was labial or clitoral hood - I'm no expert in that area, but whatever it was was quite visible and quite attractive . Theere were quite a few with tattoos as well. Mr BA isn't averse to a tattoo, but I can't persuade her on pierced (V/\V)s yet (She doesn't like the 'clamp on' type 'coz she says they're uncomfortable

That's bad, the ty Pretties only being able to use once, as I re-call, they were quite expensive.

Sounds like you had a good time sight-seeing at Studland beach

Mrs BA should tell you what I tell my partner - 'when you have a Prince Albert, I'll have my nipples pierced'

I find the idea of nipple piercing squeamish, but in reality it's probably no worse than having ears pierced.

I'll keep you informed with how comfortable or not the nipple chain I'm waiting for is, which is a clamp type, but I guess there are different types of clamps.

Emmily

Well, I did read somehere that false eyelash adhesive is quite go0od for reaaplying decoration...

Had my nipple chain a few weeks now, and used it quite a few times

The clips are well-cushioned and adjustable. You can have it so you can't even feel it's there, until you fall asleep wearing it, and turn over - that hurt I wouldn't want to do that again - or you can tighten the screws for extra sensitivity

Did Mrs BA try using the false eyelash adhesive for her ty pretty, and if so, did it work?

Emmily

Hi Emmily

Looking forward to seeing a photo of that

Busy at present - at w*rk) so will have to dash soon.

Also, home 'puter is u/s at present and may not get fixed these weekend.

Haven't tried the eyelash adhesive yet.

Speak to you again soon.

A