h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Never farted, you say???!!! I personally think that the mystery of spontaneous human combustion is due to the fact that people try not to fart. You couple the built up pressure, with a noxious gas such as methane, and you have a highly combustible pressure cooker. Go ahead, light up the cigarette! At any rate, I would not combust, I would just explode on the spot if I could not fart. Besides, it makes me laugh and sometimes even cheers me up. Hell, you can even try to guess what someone had for their last meal from a fart. What a game......The Price Is Right would be "blown away" if they made that a gameshow on t.v.