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Post 1

Narapoia

Hiya - long time no pirating!
I just thought I'd drop a line as there have been a few new applicants for pirate jobs and as a humble Head Chef I don't feel it's appropriate for me to hire and/or fire.
Yes, I know it's all gone rather quiet, but there's talk about setting up rival gangs (a so-called Guild of Pirates. Pah!) so I thought you should know. But then again, if you don't give a toss, just say the word...


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Post 2

Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril)

*growls*

Damned right Chief Officer Head Cheff Narapoia!

*Returns to her ship*


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Post 3

Narapoia

So that's a commendation for the head chef for bringing this to your attention? Or confirmation that you don't give a toss?!


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Post 4

Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril)

commendation.

*scratches arse*


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Post 5

Narapoia

Ah, good. So you'll already be aware that young Ralph is lining himself as "Acting" Captain, then?


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Post 6

Narapoia

Yes, I see you do. And very fair your response was too. Pretty damn lenient, I would say.


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Post 7

Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril)

too leniant you think?

Maybe I should give him a quick keel-haul or a few lashes with the cat'o'nine tails.


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Post 8

Narapoia

Weeeell - I just think that maybe promotion to acting captain whenever he feels like it is just a bit like patting him on the head and indulging his, lets face it, pretty damn treacherous behaviour.
*whispers* How about you instal him as acting whatsit and have me there to snitch on him if he gets idead above his station?
Oh rats, I've already done that, haven't I?!


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Post 9

Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril)

smiley - rofl

Maybe I should give him a handicap too... smiley - bigeyes

What the hey. I'll let him pick between keel hauling and the cat o' nine tails.


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Post 10

Narapoia

smiley - laugh
And rename him Hobson while you're at it!


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Post 11

Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril)

*looks blank*

what?


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Post 12

Narapoia

Hobson. As in choice. As in not really having one...


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Post 13

Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril)

Ah. I see.

What's hobson?


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Post 14

Narapoia

Hobson's Choice. It's a phrase, or a saying, a tradition or an old charter or something.


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Post 15

Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril)

Tobias Hobson (c. 1544-1631) was a Cambridge stable manager who let horses. He insisted customers take the horse in the stall closest to the door (the next one up) or take none at all. Hence, a Hobson's choice is no choice at all. He was made famous by Milton. The phrase dates to 1660.


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Post 16

Narapoia

Always happy to provide opportunities for research, ma'am. And thank you for the enlightenment.


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