h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hehe, as you should, as you should. *preens*

Well, I guess that's good. Feel rather sad for the car, however. I didn't have any room for mine, either, so it was quite an exciting operation. I'm thinking I may go back and have him remove the rest of my teeth for fun... That is reeking with sarcasm, just so you know.

Yes, us lot do cause quite a bit of chaos. Sure! You could probably use the pictures as...a background for your dartboard? Sorry, I think my anti-nationalist spirit is getting the best of me.

What have you been up to, then?

No, the dartboard idea was more or less what I had in mind, or maybe I could clean the floor with them.

You know, I was just trying to think what I've been up to, and I think the answer is wasting time. I went to a wedding party yesterday, but apart from that I can't think of anything.

I spent a fair bit of today watching the D day celebrations on tv. I dunno how big a deal that is in America, but with it being the 60th anniversary, practically every programme mentions it over here. Other than that I've been looking over Death of a Salesman and metaphysical poetry for my exam tomorrow. I don't like the poetry at all.

Nah, photos aren't very goot to clean floors with. Not porous enough, or something.

Oh, yeah, wedding showers. I've never enjoyed those. I'm currently being gloriously lazy.

D-Day celebrations are hardly celebrated at all over here. Veteran's associations may do a march, but that's it. I didn't realize it was such a big deal overseas. Metaphysical poetry? Och, I'm going to attempt to sound smart...John Donne?