h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So this is what this thing does. does it hurt?



I'm scared...

Hello, anyone?

no?

I know, I'll hum...

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Still no one?

HELP!

I'M A GOD, SO GET ME OUTTA HERE!

Yep, humming always helps.

well unless you're trying to sneak through your stolen spaceship to jump out on a load of krikket robots trying to kill you and steal the bits of you ship that make it work and a door hums.

that however is a different story, and one i'm sure you know.
i hope so 'cos if you don't then you'll have no idea what i'm going on about.

as for being a god, you should be able to get yourself out of there.

anyway, bye for now

A Random Person

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2 u 2

and if you are a god then you can get yourself out of here and if you aren't then your stuck in this miserable universe

how dare the both of you underestimate my godliness

Oh therapy, can you please fill the void
am i retarded or am i just over joyed
nobodies ;perfect, and i stand accused
for the lack of a better word, and thats my best excuse

boo


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yep

I have NO idea what the hell i am doing, so...

hows u?

Actually, I Don'T caRe.

i don't underestimate your powers, i'm sure they're just having (yet another) bad day. honest i don't. *cough*

Dearly beloved, are you listning
I can't remember a word that you were saying
Are we demented or am I disturbed
the space that's in between insane and insecure

i'm fine, thanks for not caring
how are you?

your both

I'm psycho

psyco with or without the weird face that makes kat laugh?

oops can't spell sorry
i do know how to spell psycho really...

if you can declare yourself a psyco then you aren't one youre too insane

I win

i is a psyho

ok then you can win if you want
no one else really cares

I do, and that is all that matters, so

fair enough

krikket robots?

you have read the entire hitch hiker's guide, haven't you?
or are you a fruad?
i'm talking about the third book, where zaphod is in the heart of gold and trillian has left. the krikket robots try to steal the engine, remember?
maybe not.
does anyone other than me think that i know far to much about these books?
would you say haveing the entire plot and a lot of the dialogue memorised simply because of the number of times i've read them is obsessive?
maybe.
hmmmm.
yes, i'm going to go now before anyone answers that.
a random person

Fool

possibly

since when was there possibility there

no i meant it's possible that i'm a fool

that was what i meant *think here* there is no possibility about you being a fool its a certanity and when i said theres no possibility there i thought you would realise what i meant

fool