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Republican or unionist?

geez, Enig where did that come from?

AND we've had this conversation before, REMEMBER?!

Now feck off and ask me a 'PC' quwstion.

DCI Jen

Ah, so you're republican?

As I thought...

Might I ask you a quick political question? The last, I promise

Really?

How come?

Actually, I'm a Nationalist.

I was only messing about.

I do have a question though.

What then?

WELL????

WELL??

Don't get shrill, woman lol. I had obviously departed by that time. I can't see/hear you when I'm not on the website, you know

Aye, whatever... blah, blah, blahety blah.

SO??????? C'mon then, wot ye vant, antboy?

It's PeeWee to you.

If the IRA set off a bomb in London, which of the following would you think:

1) Good stuff.
2) Terrible act but I understand why they did it.
3) Terrible act, end of story.

?

Are you serious?

Christ, Enig. What the hell do you think I am?

Do you even know what you are asking me?

Would you actually think I would even say 'yes' to the first two???

You obviously don't know me very well, or think much of what and where I come from or who I am.

Disappointed.

Jen

Look, I'll talk to you tomorrow, OK?

I'm away to bed.

But you never talk about politics, remember? So how am I meant to know how you feel about things?

2 isn't that bad an option. Take Sept. 11 for example: I was against the act but I could see why they were angry at the USA and wanted some revenge. I don't condone it, but I understand it.

I don't think that's horrible.

And yep, tomorrow is fine.

P.S. Don't take it to heart, it's just a question. You're vague about your political stance, so I was intrigued, is all.

Absolutely pitiful Enigmatic. Why you've arrived here with such a question is beyond many people on this site. Shame on you. Yet you persist in illiciting a response when one isn't forthcoming. Do you not know that you've crossed a line here. Time is running running out (GW) - don't make enemies.

But a stranger?

Firstly, don't make threats in my portfolio.

Secondly, PenJen and I are friends. Granted, she didn't like my question, but it's no business of yours what I talk about with my friends.

To us all, it seems you've a twisted agenda , with no concern whatsoever on the reaction it has brought. And, I've seen Badgers with more finesse than you. This is no way to treat a friend, in real life or cyber-space. I also recall a time when you referred to one of PenJen's poems as "that rape poem". Another example of friendship and sensitivity Enigmatic? I'll say it again here, or on your PF, or anywhere else - have a heart and desist now.