h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi ya kidda - how ya goin' -
I'm saddling up for couple hours - so see ya round the ole coral yipeeeee!!!!

Have been horsin' around this evening. Here for a few hours.........

just dropped in to say hi - or should I say ee aw ha ha

Hey - did you EAR the one about Little & Large when they met JOHN WAYNE, Maureen O'Hara's TOENAILS and the pop song?

WATCH THIS SPACE.............

Whay-Nay-

Feck do I know!!! The Quiet Woman, the Two Rennies and a pint of milk, Only Fools and Horses! Beatrix Trotter!

Little and Large
went out on a barge
The views, they were uncanny.
When suddenly - a goat appeared
and said - have you seen my fanny?
Well- Little started givin' it large
and threw the goat right off the barge
They only wanted a quiet life
and didn't know Fanny was his wife!

There were two ears
All ready to hear
When along came a little hare.
She rabbitted on,
With tea-cosy on,
And ran away with the mare!!

The mare had tears rolling down her face
As she watched the goat being slung off the boat
but still she munched the ears of corn
that were sticking through the hedge of thorns
When suddenly she spotted Fanny
watching telly on the barge
with little and large
She said - is it good - what's on it
They said - it;s really funny - the two Ronnies

Double the trouble
And Animal Farm,
A bag o' chips
Will do no harm.
A bottle of beer
Any News at nine,
Goodnight my sweet
We've done no crime.
Thelma and Louise
Went o'er the cliff,
But Ronnie & Fanny
If there is a whiff,
I'll let them know
Before sleep I go...