h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome, welcome, welcome, to the wonderful site of H2G2 (otherwise known as hootoo - you will see this word a lot). This is not an automated message, I am an <./>ACE</.>, and I'm here to help you settle into your new home

H2G2 is a living, breathing guide to Life, the Universe and Everything, and it's something YOU can take part in. You can write entries on all manner of subjects, and if it's something you think would look good in our Edited Guide (where all the best research goes), you can submit it to Peer Review. Take a look at the <./>writing-guidelines</.> for more information on that.

I've created a little list of links, just for you, so click here <./>A4992357</.> and have a look at them (actually the links are my daughter's...but hey!! Hootoo is one big family )

If you click on each link, they will take you to parts of hootoo no sane person should ever go alone on this site.....

......but as it seems no one here is sane, it doesn't matter does it!

Have a look around, pop into my personal space and read some conversations that I have on the go at the moment and you will see how things work. Don't be frightened to jump in on conversations, hootooers don't bite (well, some of them do, but I'll steer you well clear of those), just be aware of the thread you are reading and whether or not it is a private conversation between two people.

Remember, if you get lost, shout for help and hopefully I'll be around to give you a helping hand. In case I'm not around, just leave a message here <./>ACE</.> and someone will be with you just as soon as they can. Failing that, just click on MY SPACE on the left hand side of your screen and you'll get back to your personal space.

Remember, I'm here to help.



lil xxx

hi, i was wondering do you know anywhere i can create a .com website for free

I COMMAND YOU TO ANSWER ME OR I WILL TELL EVERYONE YOU ARE AN AUTOMATED PROGRAM, WHICH IF YOU DONT ANSWER I WILL THINK, IF YOU WERE OOD AT YOUR JOB THEN YOU WOULD HAVE ANSWERED YESTERDAY.

bye

*GOOD

Please don't shout


I am an <./>ACE</.> for Hootoo.. not a guru for all web sites..


Sorry love, I have no idea how you can create your own .com site..



lil xx

are you calling me love, im 13, how dare you

what proof is their you are not an automated program

tell me your names or i will convince everyone you are automated program

Aah!!

Shall I get my other <./>ACE</.> pals come come in and tell you something different?


Everyone in hootoo knows lil calls her little ones love, sweetie, sweetheart..



lil xx

im 13 i dont confine to that rubbish, now you are an automated program, are you not, get your 'pals' to tell me something, dont think about banning my ip address i know how to get around it

Hello nevaristhe best - are you sure you spelled that correctly? Did you maybe mean: neveristhebest?
I must thank you, because you made me laugh.
Please, be nice to lil, she's the best ACE you can get, and all hert newbies love her.

who is eric morcombe and why are you saying i press the right keys but not in the right order when you click on your name link. DO YOU HATE ME.
i cant see it on anyone elses link

no i mean NEVARisthebest.

Calm down little one. They are all fun links we can use in our Personal Spaces. There is nothing to be agitated about.

Eric Morecambe and Ernie Wise were one of this country greatest comedy duos. The quotes are from their shows.

Bel, Nevar is the reverse of Raven, which is a show on CBBC that a number of youngsters have come into Hootoo to talk about the shows.


lil xx

i know it is , i choose it for that reason did eric really say that about me

youre picking on me and i will report you unless you tell me why you wrote that quote and if it is real

Oh, yes, I see. We've had quite a few youngsters on the Raven threads recently, I couldn't help noticing.

What are you on about? Nobody is picking on you. Did your parents agree that you signed up here? Does your mum or your dead know what you are doing here, and that you're being impolite?

please, i only want to know about the quote

Which is why this site is for 16 year olds and above.

Most in hootoo are adults Nevar. Please treat the site with respect and you will have a lot of enjoyment out of it. Have you tried reading the links I have given you in your greeting?


lil xx