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oh my god, you're starving!
fluffykerfuffle Started conversation Dec 7, 2007
awwwww poor boris... axi never comes around and feeds you anymore does he... 
much as i disapprove of feeding you just sweets... here's 
but don't eat all of them....
leave some to attract insects and such which are much more healthy for you to eat
why are there no fly, moth, mosquito or cockroach smileys here? i will NOT feed you butterflies they are so pretty.
oh look...
would monsieur like 
or 
with his repast?
oh my god, you're starving!
fluffykerfuffle Posted Dec 9, 2007
.. . ... .brings in two more and a bottle of red and a bottle of bubbly. .. . .
hope you get more interesting bugs than ants this time!
oh my god, you're starving!
fluffykerfuffle Posted Dec 9, 2007
and please, if you must spit out the legs... at least sweep em over into the corner i almost tripped and fell negotiating a path through them 
(it's true... here in maui i find bug legs everywhere when i get up in the morning... evidence of your hawaiian cousins evening repasts)
oh my god, you're starving!
fluffykerfuffle Posted Dec 19, 2007
... .. . .brings in two more . ... .
are you happy here or would you like to be freed?
oh my god, you're starving!
fluffykerfuffle Posted Sep 11, 2008
<----seville orange marmalade i made today with an englishy guy's recipe
...oh ! 
almost forgot!!
oh my god, you're starving!
fluffykerfuffle Posted Jan 28, 2009
yay costco has the cheesecake factory's cheesecake!!! here's one for now...
and acourse some to go with it
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