h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*sits on the floor, on Rob the Carpet*

Hello and thank you for your welcome, friend.
*Adresses Rob*
Aren't you uncomfortable under there? You look a little...flat. And why's your friend hiding behind a chocolate bar?

*pokes Rob the Carpet* You're being spoken to..


Sorry for my friend, he obviously doesn't like his pile being rubbed the wrong way

Would you like to share a piece of ??

i'd love to.
*Accepts the *#
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*Swallows *
Hey, what's that doing there? I ate it. Anyway, sorry I spoke with my mouth full, it was very rude, and if we evil geniuses are anything, we are polite. So... how are you?

*licks the from her fingers*

Ummm?.. Oh that's okay..

Me? I'm very well, thank you..

can you tell me why you felt you needed another account? </>

It's for an experiment. Also for fun. *Pause* Why are we whispering? No-one else is here anyway...

*giggles* Are you having fun?


*looks around*

How do you know we are alone? </>


*sucks her thumb and picks at Robs the Carpets threads*

Yes, I'm having fun, thank you. I'm enjoying talking to you. On my other (main) persona, we haven't met much, so we havn't had the opportunity to talk, though I have met Vicki Virago, who helped sub my firsy proper entry which is currently in the clue for the front page... see if you can guess who I am...
Yes, apart from the odd lurker and your quiet friend over there, I think we're alone...

And that guy over there, hiding behind the chocolate bar...

...who seems to have gone. Lil, you still here? Oh well...

Sorry darling...things just got a little busy for a while

Oh, riiiight.. So I now have to nosey in the <./>upcoming</.> queue for something my daughter subbed, eh?

Not even an incey wincey clue???

*Sigh* It's not in the coming up part anymore. It's moved somewhere better. Find it, and you've found me. But if you don't find it before Christmas, it won't be there anymore. If that isn't a clue, I don't know what is...

OOOOooh!! There are lots in 'pending'.. and why won't it be there after Christmas??

OOOOOhh!! Is that a clue??? Eh? Eh? Eh?



*excited* Only three more sleeps to Christmas!!

I've just seen the front page!!

Could it be anything to do with the roar of the greasepaint and the smell of the crowd?

You are one of two and I have Endangered Species as my friend.. SooooOOOooooooo...

You got me! Aximili is my alter ego (as well as my real-life identity) and just to prove it, I'll leave a message on your PS. What did you think of the entry, by the way?

The entry is very good

I remember reading it in PR too

Will it be okay to add you and yourself as a friend?

I think I meant what I said



lil xx

If you mean bothg me and Aximili... only if I/we can add you.

Yes please

Added! I look forward to being your friend, lil.

awww shucks

You sweetheart!


I look forward to being your friend too

Hi, friend. How was your Christmas?