h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What a cute little thing you are! I am sure you are going to enjoy yourself here on hootoo (as Those of Us In The Know tend to call it)

Please feel free to add me to your fiends list & i hope you don't mind if i do likewise. I know many fiends on this site & lots of them are very partial to cute little baby badger types. Don't worry, they are Mostly Harmless & if they start ferreting around your Personal Space too much, just squeak loudly & myself or other Guardian types will come trotting along to have severe words & protect you.

Meanwhile, do go & give Elton a , he is a very nice little pastherm...er...mashterp...er...rampshet...er, anyway, cute little furry hanimal like yourself. Somewhat lazy & unpredictable at times, but he is undergoing therapy for this.

I loved this photo of you, take no notice of the cruel folk who declare you are a tad chubby. Cuddly is this seasons new black (and white)

http://www.stealthbadger.com/content/images/badgers/baby.badger.1.jpg

zdt

Thank you for being my friend. I too shall add you to my 'fiends' list. Perhaps we could be bowling somtime.

What a jolly good idea Roger! Big balls & long alleys & the possibility of scoring a direct hit.

I reckon you are going to have a fun social life here on hootoo.

zdt

Actually, we badgers are not very good at bowling. We are pretty good ar shuffleboard, though.

Yes, I seem to be making new friends at a faster rate as this badger persona.

Hello and welcome Roger...

GB

Hello. The name's Roger. Roger the baby badger.