h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This pun doesn't w*rk well in writing but I'll givet it a try anyway:

All us danish vikings want is peace!

A piece of Sweden, a piece of Norway, a piece of England...

Yes- what is democracy!! where I work is a dictatorship (i'm not the dictator- befor u ask!!)- it ain't always smooth sailing, but things get done swiftly when they need to!!

We elect leaders to do what has to be done. If they don't do it good enough we vote them off again. Simple system and very efficient

Try telling that to Robert Mugabwe

Nah! That's far too serious for this gaff. Let's talk about bad behaviour My colleagues are all outraged today as my bottom keeps burping, I blame it on the evil Tanglefoot they forced me to drink last night in the town of Shaftesbury

The aroma has an industrial strength potency as well

talking about bad behaviour INSTEAD of Robert Mugabe

isn't that a contradiction in terms?

I wonder what sort of press our leaders have abroad?

hmmm, not an easy question to answer - were it not for: 42

I suspect their reputation is not bad- I hear PMQ (prime ministers question time) goes over well in the US!!

John Prescott however , in his boxing days, probably caused some chuckles!!!

The Russian Parliament were fighting not so long ago- its probably good to have a scap once in a while!!

I added this in another thread, but as an example of how not to behave these take the first prize, and their equally odious counterparts the AFL who were in the back ground

http://videos.apnicommunity.com/Video,Item,4119702243.html

I said, in the other thread, at least the gipsy community have the right idea on this: Go to Longford, southern Ireland and settle all scores. They do have an unfortunate habit of getting tooled up , but hey, let he who is without sin cast the first stone and it certainly ain't me So as long as too many people don't get killed, why not! Just keep it away from town centres, like Aylesbury, and upsetting the local innocent denizens and crack on if that's what you want. Have a modern day battle of Colludon, or Sedgeworth EDL and AFL. I'll happily ride over the cadavers the following day and finish off any whinging wounded with my over and under. Can't be fairer than that can I? I won't see animals suffer

Yeah- all this scapping is fun to watch (especially in A+E)!!!- always livens up my day

Oooooh errrr, I bet the EDL get all nice and pally when you're there to stitch them up Soon change their tune then, eh!

They are forever misbehaving!!!some patients give you aggravation-even when u try to treat them!

anyway- ts a sunny day, enjoy it whilst it lasts!!!

Will do, I've got nights to look forward to

Want me to send our to keep you company? I could do without her at night; the alarm went off again sometime in the wee hours and of course there was nobody there...

Hi Mal, haven't seen you around for a while

Where I work we have quite enough of our own

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/8563708.stm

There's even 19 bodies buried out back of the kitchen area, all went in the ground a little bit longer than when they started out in life

Yeah- I know that feeling good luck on nights!!!

Another day of moaning patients + complainers!!!- this is the life I signed up for I guess

Am totaly knackered- enjoy your holiday!!! Got given my P60 today- no doubt tax man will not be far behind

At least the corpses are safe from him, unlike me!!

The two things you can be sure of in life

Silly me, I just registered with both Inland Revenue and the NHS

That's you doomed then There's the two things you can be sure of in life

Yes, that's what I thought. Nice to have certainty