h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi Kem


Welcome to H2G2,

my name is manda (well its not really but that's another story) I am from Wolverhampton in the UK, I am your "<./>ACE</.>", (Assistant Community Editors), and I am here to welcome you to H2G2 and to show you around

A very popular place is the <./>ASKH2G2</.> , ( Don't forget to click on the "SEE MORE CONVERSATIONS" link at the bottom of that page ) that is were you can ASK what ever you want and maybe answer some of the questions that are there, or just join in with the conversations as they often go off topic

Perhaps you would like to become a United Friend here >> A703126

or you might like to look at the <./>FRONTPAGE</.> (there are a lot of links on the right of that page )

Or maybe you are interested in the Writing-Guidelines and the PeerReview

If you click HERE >> U193090 it will take you to my page, were you will find that I have put some links to other places that I thought you might find interesting, including the <./>DontPanic-Tour</.> page that is all ways a good place to start

And if you want to brighten up your page, then have a look HERE >> A1020592 and see if that helps

If you have any questions or just what to talk then don't hesitate to leave me a message on my page or click on the "REPLY" button at the bottom of this page

Have some and a cup of to keep you going.

Speak to you later

Manda

Hi Manda

Wow there are plenty of links there, i don't know what one to choose first.
How long have you been on in here then, that is if you want to tell me.
I can't stay on now i am sorry to say, it is just incase i get called into work.
Thank you for Aceing me i thought that was very kind of you.
I hope that we get to chat soon.

Ken The Pizza Boy.
Oh before i go is there a Pizza smiley on here?

Hi ken

I have been here for 2 years on the 22nd of next month

There is not a Pizza Smiley

but if you click on any Smiley that you see. like THIS ONE >>
It will take you to the Smiley page
Were you will see loads of them

I am sure that we will get to chat soon
and if you need anything just give me a shout

manda

Oh i will call you if i need you
Wheyhey i done one.
Anyway like i said i will have to go, so i will most probably chat tomorrow.

Ken The Pizza Boy

You will soon know when you are hooked to H2G2,, you will keep saying "I am going now"
and you are still here a hour later

manda

Hiya Manda

I'm on again, and i haven't got no customers yet.
I think that i will take a gander at other peoples spaces, then if i think that they will come back to me, i will drop them a line.

Ken TPB that looks better

If you click on the "Who's Online" button that will tell you who is talking "now" and you will know that they are active on H2G2

Or if you look at the top right side of someone's page it will tell you the last time they posted on here and you will know if they are active.

If you leave any of them a message, I know they will get back to you. that is a good way of finding friends on here

manda

Hiya Manda

Well what do you think of my chat's now, i have ventured out and started chatting.
A Liverpool girl has come to my poem but not to discuss this entry, but i haven't posted to her as yet because i don't know what to say to her. (i just love that smiley)
Ken TPB

Whoops i think that i will have to post again to you, for i went and unsubscribed from it by mistake
Ken TPB

hi ken

You don't have to have a big conversation, just thank her for the comments on your poem.

Tell you if you know, or don't know, Litherland in liverpool, ask her if its nice there.

or just thank her and ask if she has written any on H2G2


just 1 or 2 lines will do, its the fact that you answered that they like

manda

Hi Manda

Well i eventually got round to posting to her
I feel such an idiot now for i was scared talking to a girl on here, but at least that i have replied to her now
Anyway how are you today, i hope that eveything is well.
Ken TPB (they don't pizza smileys so i thought of putting a flan up) <

Hi Ken

Your not a idiot, it can be a dit scarey to talk to people at first, it take time to get used to it.
I was the same when I started, and I did not like butting in on a coversation, but you will learn that you can post to any conversation and no one will mind and they wont think you are butting in

manda

Oh cheers Manda

Well i contributed to some of the threads that are going, and i made a blunder on one so i feel an idiot again now
You see on one of them someone put shortbread up, so i came back with bisccuit but i missed the other one that was up.
Ken TPB

That happens a lot,
Simlupost happens a lot, that is when 2 post at the same time and you don't see the other post untill you have put yours up there, everyone knows about it so you wont look silly.

I have gone to a conversation and posted a relpy to someting, but I did not notice that I was answering something from the first page, but there was loads of pages after that, and you post allway goes to the end of the conversation so it had nothing to do with the thing they was talking about then

manda

Hi Manda

My screen kept on saying temporarily unavaliable, so i had to wait until it went back to normal to post to you
Ooops so what did the person say after you posted to them, or didn't they say anything to you at all over it?
Well i am glad that you think that i am not silly now, so thank you for saying that
Ken THB

They did't say anything,
I think when you do things like that, then you feel more stupid yourself than what other people think you are, If you know what I mean
and as this is not the real world, nobody knows who you are and it is soon forgot about

I femember one of the STAFF went to say the word "count" and missed the letter "O" out

You will make more mistakes as you go aroud, but just ignore them and carry on

manda

oh that has made my day that about one of the staff
Well i am glad that they never said anything to you about it.
Oh i have started talking to another bloke now called Essexstud, i think i willl ask him can i put his name on my list of friends when i next speak to him.
I can't with yours at the mo, for everytime i press on your name it keeps booting me out

Ken TPB

I don't know why mine keeps booting you

I know there is a lot on there but I don't think that should be a problem

I will try to look into it

manda

Thanks Manda you are a pal

Anyway i am going now cos i have to be at work at 2 today, so i hope to hear from you again.
Speak soon ok.
Ken TPB

hope you had a nice time at work

manda