h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*brings in the christmas tree, and puts the chainsaw on the floor*

No ones seen the police have they?

*looks around nervously*

I didn't know it was illigal to chop down chirstmas trees.

-- DoctorMO --

It is if you chop them from someone else's garden.

Either be or , not inbetweeny.

hey I'm dislexic! no fair!

anyway I don't think Greebo would mind.

-- DoctorMO --

I think she prefer pretty piccy like

I reckon Greebo just likes all the things sge isn't supposed to have - like cream and cakey nd chooooooooooocolaaaaaaaaaaaate.

So I am depositing some in a swiss bank account (full of swiss xhocolate) ready for all the upcoming birthdays. That will keep her going with interest too .....

APSF

I've always woundered what kind of interest swiss banks can give you, turns out it's all chocolate after all, Oh well can't go wrong on the coco markets.

-- DoctorMO --

I thought it was belgian backs that dealt in choc. Swiss banks are full of nazi gold.

not after 1978

Swiss, perhaps they do cheese or somthing? Yuk.

-- DoctorMO --

Holland would have, what, opium banks?

Yes... Your alowed xgramms on your person unless you have a splifx acount and you can just take your card the the local cofe shop .

-- DoctorMO --