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Hi, calling on your expert knowledge here.

How do I pronounce the Dutch name 'Yfke'?

Is it...

a: YIFF-kuh

b: YUFF-kuh

c: UFF-kuh

d: IFF-kuh

e: iff-KEY

f: yiff-KEY

g: ....???

Thanks

Rich

Hi Rich,

I've never heard that name before, but if I had it would defenitely be:

"d"

New girl-friend???

XX

I wish...

No, new supermodel!

Yfke Sturm

Born Almere, Holland, 19 Nov 1981

Hair blonde, eyes blue

Height 5' 11"

Dress size (US) 8

Shoe size (US) 10

Generally, I prefer brunettes, but also fancy tall women with big feet!

Hi Rich,

Well, I come nowhere near your requirements. I am a sad 5'4" , blonde with small feet. Oh, to be tall and statuesque!! Are you tall too?

Do you have something about feet?

Can you imagine someone of my height, with size 10 feet? My part-time lover has size 9 and I think HIS shoes look like boats!

I would look like Olive Oyl, I think
XX

Hi FBN

Wondered when we would get around to physical descriptions...

I would like to describe myself as: the stature of a young Kirk Douglas, the face of Hollywood actor Michael Douglas and the hair of Bill Clinton.

That's how I'd LIKE to describe myself.

However, in reality...

Stature: a young Dudley Moore

Face: Hollywood director Michael Moore

Hair: Bill Bailey from 'Never Mind The Buzzcocks'

My particular requirements in a woman include large feet, smooth armpits & legs, long fingers, brown or red hair, quirky headwear, tasteful tattoos and an exotic accent. You wouldn't happen to know anyone...?

Hi Rich,

Some of the things you want could be attained. The quirky headgear is the least of my problems, the hair, well, I could go back to being auburn but I'm reluctant, I've got used to being a dizzy blonde now. You get more help with the suitcase and when the car breaks down.The smooth armpits and legs, painful..but maybe worth it, and the tattoo..it depends where it's got to go.
But I think it's too late to start growing long fingers and large feet.

I shall look out for someone who fits the bill and let you know.

I suppose if the headgear was large enough you wouldn't see my hair and I could apply some of those stickers instead of going to the bother of a tattoo, but I'm stuck with the small feet.

Would you notice if I bought large shoes and stuffed newspaper inside? Maybe. Anyway, you'd be very disappointed when it came to the toe-sucking, wouldn't you?

I'm going to a W.I. meeting to-night, there's some very quaint characters there, I'll keep my eyes peeled.

Thanks for trying.

I guess I'll just have to stick with that nice woman from the laxative advert on TV...