h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

BACK....who missed me?

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missed tanned me!!!!!!!!

i missed ya
what did you get up to then want all the gossip

i supposed to be going to the races on saturday with work but i dont want to go how i can i get out of it????

tell em ud prefer to cum to my kick ass party on friday night thts gd enough reason...hehehe

the races has been cancelled YAY im so glad but i wont be able to come down either!!!!! cause i would have to come down on sat and then go back on the sun and there isnt any point really plus id be bloody knackered.

races lol what horses am going on a beano soon aint been on one for yrs so cant wait think we going margate sun beer sea n mingers lol x

why? hello alcohol!!!!! when u been the typr to pass up on tht??

hiya sammi (paki) he he he he he he

couldnt give up alcohol if tried

when you back at college????

what do you want for your 18th??????? and dont say anything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

xx

ALOCOHOL hehehe

wht else does a 18 yr old want their bday????

whoooooooooo 18 soon! xxxx

so if i get you alcohol you'll be happy?????????

you'll never guess what???!!!!! chris has been sacked at work cause of him and vicky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just got back and had the worst journey ever!!!!!!!!!!!!! laura cried as well it was so sad but she was happy as soon as i gave her £20. she started crying yesterday so i promoised her that id watch all the harry potter films with her BIG MISTAKE i feel asleep half way through the 1st one

harry potter lol id fall asleep b4 the credits in fact might watch it tonite need some sleep was on bouncy castle playing royal rumble immm whacked out n fall of bruises n friction burns aint laughed as much in ages tho hope ur both good george txt u in da week hun xx

ooo i have sooooo hung over! was a gd nite george u suda cum!

gd am glad he has been sacked! i hope they r both ashamed of them selfs!

OMG i have just had the worst night ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
went to vickys and chris flat and chris was all over me while vicky was sat next to him. i went to the loo and he followed me and dragged me into his boys room and wanted me to sleep with him there and then!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what a f***ing 2 faced c**t

i swear to god if i meet him ill break his balls! wivout them lets see wht he tries! lol *evil laff* hehehe

i dont think hes got much to break i told gaz about it and his reaction was exaclty the same as you !!!!!!!!!!! are you coming uop for bday gaz is and you'll get to meet him he wants to meet you (but hands off !!!!!!!! )

oi bitch were not all like u! dunno yet...ill see wht i can do :P

No comment on that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was thinking last night i wanna go to newcastle for my 19th but theres no point going if its only me and helen. would you come to newcastle???? we could always try and find phil.

YAY YAY YAY YAY ANTHONY WON OMG HE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT AND THINGS I WOULD DO TO HIM WOULD BECOME ILLEGAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AD HIS ACCENT IS FIT


YAY HE WON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol....i know! i sed from beginnin he suda won :P

how fit did he look though and then he started talking with his fit geordie accent i was in heaven roberto and maxwell looked pretty fit too

mmmm i no! loved it hehehehe