h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi Sam.
Bet you cant guess who this is

who is it? i bet you dont know who i am!

Hi Sam.
Yea i know who you are,as ive spoken to you on the phone,you are a friend of Kevs.

ok, but i have spoken to lot of kevs mates, wots your name?

Its me Phil,now do you know who i am.

yeah! i know! how did you know it was me? kev told you didnt me?

I havent seen kev since Friday,and no he didnt tell me i done some lurking on here.
So how are you keeping,how is everyone down in that part of the woods.

well how did you no it was me,sam? lots of people have the name sam! i no kev told you! yeah amgood, u? every1 (george) is fine here too!

Na Kev ev didnt tell me,i done some lurking i read it on his page,i saw Kev today its not that long ago that he left mine.
Yea im keeping fine,glad to hear that everyone is keeping ok down there,so what you been upto hope you have been behaving yourself<.

WOT DO YOU MEAN I AM A SAINT! U SUD ASK KEV HOW SWEET AND INCENT I AM!

If you are a saint then im a monk,how does kev know you are a saint.

coz he nos wot am like !!! arent u a monk?

mmmmmmmmmm,i bet he does yea im a monk

I am not one of his bitches on the internet thank you Arent are forgetting that you have to be a virgin to be a monk

Well how do you know that im not a virgin,now i never said you was a bitch wouldnt call you that,so how you doing.

I just saw that your message is not allowed to be viewed Y?

Im fine. from what i have heard there aint much you wont do!!!!

Now,now,young lady shouldnt listen 2 gossip,as no one on here has met me(apart from kev)and to be honest no one is likely to meet me who is on here,that is how arguments are started on the net,when gossip goes about people who have never met,so how can people judge people who have never met.

What are writing coz this site aint having it!!!!

cos im on pre-mod and it has to be passed by the moderators before you can read it,dont ask me how long that im going to be on pre-mod as i dont know.