h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi Laudy
Im not sure why, but I seem to have really annoyed you, for which I am sorry. Im not going to be online muxch ove the next few days, but I though whilst I was i would drop by and say hello.
I know i wil have to earn yout trust as you dont me and Vice versa, but All I can say is that I am a good person according to those who do know me, and I hop you get o see that to.

And it oesnt amtter a bout the colur of space craft for one of teo reasons

Either, due to the speed they would need to fly top get here from another planet (if thats where that come form and not out future) is that it would defy most of the laws of known phssics and would travel beyond the speed at which light could be refrected and effectively seen. So the brain Makes sense of an objec that it glances, we th8ink metal - whiuch is silver in colour, so thats what we see.


Secondly the fact thet they may not exist. Not that Aliens arent out there, but its hunam kinds dream to fly, why would another race have the same aspirations of space travel?

perhaps

there are more for better reasons but I've gpt to dash so thats the best I can dp at the moment.

anyway. Im off
speak tpo you later ?

The colour of space craft was a joke on Ford Prefect from HHGTTG...
You were meant to laugh...

You didn't annoy me. I just don't trust people very easily...

It's kinda hard to explain...but when you've been let down, betrayed, lied to, hurt, and messed about by the people who are closest to you, you kinda get like that...

I should actually be apologising for being a complete jerk.

And I cannot give you an olive branch coz there is no smiley for that...
but I can give you a toilet-brush !!!

...So...then...


Friends?
???

OOPs

Missed that one then, but havent ead the Books for a while, and the film kind of skited around a lot of stuff like that. I dintlaugh though because I though I'd really annoyed you and couldnt work out why...but I promise never to mention badgers or Honey again....cant promise not to substitute it for Chocolate sauce though

I know what you mean about bieng messed about lied to and dumped in by freinds. ken a wahil for me to learn by error.I tended to trust people far too easily though despite that and got burnt fsr too easily. But can see where your coming from.

Anyway, I see you toilet brush and raise you a Vileda supermop

And freinds??

Of Course. I am lucky to have you to count amogst my Friends

By the way. You should ban your brother form p[laying Guitar for Crimes against Humanity and The Zep. Shameful.

Anyway, just to give you an idea of me Ill tell you a little about me.
Real name Is Nathan, 33 Live in Milton Keynes in England. Have Fiancee, work at Chrysler. Degree in Psychology which I do nothing withBut then it was tax payers money that paid for it so I dont feel too guilty. LIved and Worked in Greece for 2 years to step out of the rat race but back now till I have enough money to do it again with my hopefully then Wife. What else...not alot. Ask And Ill tell is the best I can say.

Fair enough...
Thank you.

What can I tell you bout me? What would you like to know?
I'm a rather open enough person - give me list of Q's and I'll answer them all.

*taps microphone*

Testing 1 2 3...

Sorry Laudy, In and out of training sessions, Not ignoring you!
Erm
Ok
Just give me apooted history of you. Likes dislikes, Where your fom (SA I know) what you do. What makes you you. That kind of thing. And tips on playing guitar cos im trying to learn of my little bro, which is like tryong to teach a fdamily mamber how to drive... I knw cos Im teaching him. 16 years experience but he wont be told..you know what i mean?

Have you even read my PS???
You may find some of the answers there...
If you still don't have all the answers, ask again and I'll go into more detail.

And how old's you bro?

Ive have had a look.....
so go-on give me the detail!
My bro is 26.. i think...going on 16. Full on skater, great self taught guitar player, mostly Metallica, Anything Satriani has touched, and anoyther band that I cant remeber the name of that have done a fantastic version of Imagine. Very dark..absolutley blinding. And he's very green fingered in hydroponics if you get what i mean. Quite a useful bro!

Name: Lauda (sorry - had to do that)
Age: 21
Gender: FEMALE!!! (please don't get it wrong - so many others do!)
Lives: South Africa
Works: In the marketing dept at the local newspaper
Likes: Motorbikes, electric guitar, keyboard, sunsets
Dislikes: Apricot jam
Fears: Doctors, clowns
Music: Prime Circle, TWeak, MachineHead, In Flames, Queen (hence the fan club), Evanescence, Gregorian, Barry Manilow
Sports: Kick-Boxing, Karate, Latin-American dancing, Ballroom dancing
Greatest problem: Phone credit never ever lasts as long as I want it to
Desire: To get to San Diego...

Anything else?

Morning
Why San diego n particular.
Apricots in general are the devils testicles. The only fruit I'd rather peel my eyes than eat. Don tknow why but they're just very very wrong.

Have to agre with the Queen thing, Saw them live in 85 on th magic tour a the bowl here in MK. A 30ft Inflatebale Freddie is a sight to behold.

Never seen Evanescence, but have the album..haunting and heavy. perfect.

Sadly I know who shot Rico whilst doing the chacha, and it wasnt Lola. So Ill admit to being bought up on him by my mother, and liking it.

I used to do Karate and play rugby, until my back bent the wrong way in the scrum and fused my lower vertebrae. Kind of means Im not as flexible as I used to be but you wouldnt know it unless I told you...which I did, so you do

Used to like motor bikes until I crashed one through a window the day before my A'levels splicing a finger on my left hand open. Being left handed that was in interesting few weeks. So kind of stick to cars now, alhthough still look at Harlyes and the Odd Norton whistfully.

Anyway, Good Luck for today, Im sure you will be okay. Dont fear the doctors...they arent dentists.

Thanks MF...
I've got bad nerves for docs...

I'm leaving work early - 15 mins time in fact - to go to the cardi...

I'll put the results on my journal...

And why San Diego?
Haven't you even READ my journals???
Just kidding...

But the person I have referred to in there lives there.

off to check Journals.....

Nope...still curious!

Come now - you didn't think I was talking about YOU in that entry, did you?!

IM pleading ignorance, Which entry where and No, but not neccesarily in that order.
And if TB lives in Brum, why San Diego still?

Coz it's not TB...

Well Obviously.
*Hmmm will try more Direct approach as sublties aren't curently switched on*

SO LAUDY WHO LIVES IN SAN DIEGO?

Unless its the Legend that is Manilow?

He lives in San Diego?
I didn't know that...

Oh well...
Maybe I'll stop by and visit him too while I'm there.

Then again...I wont have time...

Well I dont know if he does either, but as I dont know who youa re talking about It was a fair guess.

SO why, who and what on earth are you going to be doing with them and do you have a licence for it!


(by the way good to have you back! )