h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I can come up the most devious work-avoidance plans you will ever see!

My definition of a deadline for school work is the day you get told to either hand it in or do the year again.

Leaving it for the last day is the best. It has however landed me in some serious trouble before, but using my extreme powers of manipulation, i have always managed to evade it!

Oh, I've had trouble. I was a little late with some literature stuff, and the teacher decided he was fed up and sent me to the head teacher.

I know the feeling! I've been kicked out of class before! My word, I'm glad school's over!

Yeah...the bitch about it was that the teacher was really pissed off...and he had to grade me based on what I knew about those books. I was sure he was going to screw me, but he didn't!

Just as well!

Yeah, he turned out to be a really nice guy, not holding a grudge or anything.

Thank goodness! That doesn't happen often. My english teacher didn't like me at all.

The English teacher I had last year didn't like me either. She'd come over and say "I don't like your attitude" in her posh upper class accent that nobody uses in real life. But I paid her back

You go Ralph!

I made sure it didn't matter what grade I got on my final test, then I drew a large, maliciously grinning sheep on it, and handed it in.

The teacher was NOT happy.

That must have been SO much fun!
At college we often decided to cancel our own lectures...it was easy enough coz we were only 6 in the class.

I recently found out that people still talk about that sheep, even though it was over a year ago.

Must've been one seriously psycho sheep!

It was grinning in a rather insane fashion. But I think the reason they talk is because they're thrilled someone stood up to the old hag in a way that she couldn't retalliate.

Sometimes people really need to do that.
I drew a cartoon on one of my matric trial papers once...but no one ever said anything...

Then it's just a waste of effort.