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hi Ime in liverpool to I think your the first persion I have found from this city here, although I havent been here that long so that dosent mean much.
oh and Ime also a cat lover pretty picture btw

Hi xx

Is Johnny your name then?
Where about in Liverpool are you from, i come from Kirkdale.
How long have you been on line if you don't me asking?
Thanx for liking the picture

xDEBSx

ime in maghull next to antree, and Ime new here as well

Hi Johnny the horse

Oh you live not far from the Asda then, i go there for my shopping
Do you know the Alt Pub and the old picture house?
So how long have you been on line, since you new like me?

xDEBSx >

a few days, I was pished when I singed up so I dont rember exactly
and yes I know the alt and the picture house has turned in to liddle and just call me johnny its easy debs or anythin you like realy I awnswer to evrything

how do you find liverpool? Ime a dubliner myself so I am not to fond of the place although that may have a few things to do with the guinness you carnt get real guinness here

Hi Johnny

Well that is much better lol
OMG when did it get changed to lidl then, mind you it has been a long time since i was there last
Yuck i don't like the taste of Guinness, but i do like the smell of it though.
So you are from Dublin then my next door neighbour is from there, his accent is very strong indeed is yours strong then??
You were pished then were you, what were you pished on, hang on let me guess Guinness

xDEBSx

chased with scoch and a bit of vodka to wash it down
and my acent is actully more northan than southern long story behind that wich I mat tell you one day.

I have no idea when it changed to liddle the perants live here you see thats who Ime staying with at the moment I travel allot spent the last few years working abrod

Hi Johnny

I am so sorry for only just getting back to you, but i have been rather busy at the moment and i still am
YUCK to both of them drinks how on earth can you lol
I will look forward to hearing all about your story, it does sound very interesting
Oh so you go away a lot then, what kind of destinations do you go to.?
Oh i have my own house by Kirkdale Pharmacy aswell by the station, do you know it by any chance.?
Oh well i am going to do a post to Natalie before i retire for the night, so you take care until then won't you.

xDEBSx

i think I do although I have only been back for a few months so I am trying to remeber evrywhere. and I go all over been in irland europ israel the states all over where ever the mood takes me actully its whichever place replyies first usually. whats rong with those drinks any way its not good enough if it dosent have a decant kick

Hi Johnny

What's wrong with those drinks you ask, well to be honest with you i think that they are disgusting
I hope that you didn't take that the wrong way, it's just that i don't like those kind of drinks.
So i guess that you are a traveller then, you must have a lot of money can i have some

xDEBSx

LOL ME money LOL
I dont have alot of money at all I work because Ime a cef I just sed off CVs and the forst one who says yes I buy the ticket and buger off its simpal although I think I am goin to carlm down a bit
and I dont take things like that the wrong way its only a drink what your poisen any way? I just like strong stuff evrything really booze coffy evrythin if its not strong theres no point.

Oh you are a chef well i know where to come for my dinner then lol
So how long have you been back home then, if you don't mind me asking that is?
What is my poison you ask, mmmmm let me see well l do like WKD, Bacardi Breezers, and the odd glass of wine.
Oh i like my coffee first thing in the morning, one with my lunch, and the last one is with my dinner.
Oh sometimes i like a hot choc before i go to bed, for it makes me sleep a little better.
Well i am definitely going to go now sorry to say, for my eyes are getting heavier by the minute here.
So you behave until i get back alright

xDEBSx

spoil sport behave myself indeed pha
gnight dear Ive been back in the uk since november. my last veture went badly so I came back with my taile batwen my legs very embarising. ah well no risks no ganes right any who I best be off to Ile talk to you some other time..if it aint a personal question why are you up at these silly times of night? I dontsleep much comes with the job after 20 houer sifts you get used to it but you I asume work normal houers

Hi Johnny
I am ever so sorry for only just getting back to you, but my little girl had taken poorly.
I had to rush her into hospital the night i finished talking to you, the doctor said she has a stomach bug.
She still is in hospital getting obsversation, and i have been with her ever since.
I have taken time out of work to go to see her everyday, for i miss her when she isn't around the house.

Anyway how are you i hope that i find you well.
So did you behave then, if not i will come and sort you out and teach you a lesson
Why am i up at that time of night you ask, well i really haven't much time to come on through the day you see.
Oh dear so you had an embarrising venture, i won't ask what happened just incase you tell me not to be nosey.
Oh well i will go for now and hope to chat soon and you have to behave or else

xDEBSx

ah dont worry about getting back to me I mean if and when you can thats great. I hope your daughter is ok, wich hospital is she in just I have alot of contacts in local hospitals (long story) so I can get her 5 star treatment LOL for the nhs that will give you a 2 star hotell

and the embarasing venture well I poberbly will tell you one day but not on site maybe when you decide I am not some weirdo and alow me to buy you a coffy
keep smilin dear

Hi Johnny
Oh you have made my night tonight i can tell you, so thank you for getting back to me
Oh she is in Alder Hey Childrens Hospital, she might be coming home tomorrow if she is strong enough fingers crossed.
But if she isn't she will be coming home on Monday, cos they don't let them out at the weekend.
Oh you don't have to tell me about your embarrassing adventure you know, for it is you your secret after all.
But i wouldn't say no to the coffee though, but i hope that it won't be too sweet.
How are you doing anyway, i hope that i find you well.
xDEBSx

lets see its 10 to three in the moring Ive got my wisky and my music all is right with the world
and email me on [email protected] and we can make arange ments for the coffy if you like
ime glad Ive maide your night, although Ime not shure how I only replyed.
and It isnt really to embarrasing the embarsing thing is being back living off the perants although I supose only I find it embarasing odd really I mean usi students do it all the time but I hate the idea of it
ah well thats life

That's life indeed for we all have embarrassing moments in life, for we are all not perfect are we?

What made my night was because you did reply, for i really like chatting to you

Thank you for your email addy i have wrote it down, just incase this posting get's moderated for i believe it can.

I don't think it's embarrassing to live with your parents, for i was still with my mum when i was 23 and a half.

xDEBSx

yea its strange I dont find it bad for otherd just me, I mean it proberbl has to do with not liking it here and wanting to get out asap so I did now I have to be back its strange ah well I better be off to bed I have be up erly to morow

jesus thats a confusing post
basically my embarisment coms from having to ask them to help me out. there is alot of greaf between us and I dont like asking them for anything. wich is why it is embarasing to live off them
(theres alot more to it than that wich I am not going in to) any way as I said I best be to bed I need to wake up in 4 houers gnight