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Greetings silverlady

Welcome to h2g2, my name is Jonathan (in real life too), and I'm one of the h2g2 <./>ACES</.> (Assistant Community Edtior's). We visit new researchers to meet and greet them, as well as offering a helping hand (if needed) and some useful links (I hope ), to make using the site easier. Oh and I see by the picture on your page a lover?????.... my 'little fella' "Smudge" says hi as well

You may like to have a look at the <./>Welcome</.> page, or take the <./>DontPanic-Tour</.>, plus I have links page which I hope you find useful @ <./>A1022400</.>.

We are a friendly community from all over the world, thus english is not always some researchers *first* language, and we do ask that you respect this.

If you have any problems, questions please contact me, by clciking on reply at the bottom of this posting, or leave a posting to any of the <./>ACES</.>, we are here to help .

But for now, have a or and enjoy h2g2 .

So long and thanks for all the

Jonathan <./>ACE</.>

Thank you Jonathan and Smudge the Cat.

I was on this sight 2 years ago, but i had to come off through health problems.
I can't remember what my user name was now, for i have had brain surgery which wiped a few of my memories away.
Oh i still now how to use some of the smilies though, which is a very good sign
I am a vet by trade which i was very proud of, but i have epilepsy now so i had give it up
I now work as a receptionist in the RSPCA in Liverpool, so i am still with the animals which i am glad about.
Oh i am going on like a old hen here, so i will go and try too make friends now yet again

Love xDEBSx

Hi Debs

please call me Jon most who *know* me around here do

a vet ( I think Mort one of the <./>ACES</.> is a nure at a vets), you will soon fall into the swing of things again on 'hootoo', but there are a few more smileys now

you work in Liverpool my 'online sister' comes from there and is on h2g2 and she is a lover as well.

anyway I'll let you get on and enjoy the site

Jonathan <./>ACE</.> and 'Smudge'

Hi Jon

Well as yet no one has come to see my page, for i haven't been left a message
Yes i was a veterinary Nurse for 6 years, but now i am a receptionist.
Oh you have a on line sis what is her username then please, cos i might just pop in to say hello one day.
I love cats myself and i have done since i was a young girl, i have grown up with them you see.
How do i go to people again to see who is on line, for i haven't got a foggiest to get there sorry to say

Love xDEBSx

well depending what 'skin' background you are using you should see Who's Online on the top left of you page, when clicked it should open up another small window to the online list

to meet other researchers I would suggest <./>ASKh2g2</.> there is always something going on

Hi Jon
Ooops i had forgotten about the list at the side, i guess it shows that i am a new user yet again.
I will take a look on the On Line later on tonight, for when i get home i need to have a rest.
Once i have posted this on to you i will go to ASKh2g2, so thank you for giving me the link.
Oh well i will go for now for my shift is nearly over, and i will come on later tonight.
Thank you for all your help you have given me, and i hope that we will chat again.
Kind regards.

xDEBSx

Debs I hope we chat again please add me to your friends list if you want too, and I will add you if you dont mind ..

you get some rest ..... might catch you later tonight , oh btwI may not be around much next week due to moving and getting everything installed, phone, net etc, but I will check my email everyday, my address is on my space

chat soon

Jonathan <./>ACE</.>

Hi Jon

I hope that we chat again soon myself, cos you seem quite an interesting guy
Your on line sister what is her name, for i might just pop and say hello to her.
Oh by the way i am a mother of 2 adorable children, quote some people might not think so
They are twins of two sexes, which one is older than the other by 2 hours.
The eldest is called Linda Louise, we call her double L for short, and Jononathan James who we call JJ
They will 7 on the 22 of July, and they are excited for they found out somehow that they will be having a party
Oh by the way i hope that you don't take this the wrong way, i don't give out my email address out to anybody at the moment.
You see i had a nasty experience 3 years ago, and they also found out where i lived.
I was getting abuse from someone i have never met, and it scared the hell out of me.
Oh well i had better go for i have to go and see to JJ, for he has just had a nightmare i think cos he is crying.
So cheerio for now and hope to chat soon.

xDEBSx

I should have checked that before i posted it, for i have made many errors .
I should have put Jonathan and < smiley > but i think that you would know that.
xDEBSx

Hi Debs

thats no problem about the email, I understand

twins , I couldn't imagine going thru that now, my twoo (one of each, late 20's now) have grown up and moved away.

I bet they can be a handful, oh btw Angelica's space is <./>U523160</.>

anyway it's nearly time for work , so I'll say goodbye for now

take care

blessed be

Jonathan <./>ACE</.>

Hello Jon

Thank you for understanding about me not giving out my email address out, you are a very kind man
What are your their names if you don't mind me asking?
Yes twins and they are not perfect, i don't think that you can get perfect children do you
I am sorry for not messaging you yesterday, but i had a busy schedule on
Well you have a good day and i will try and message you tonight, i think i will actually for the twins are staying in there Nans tonight.
So you take care also.

Kind regards
xDEBSx

Hi Debs

it's not a problem, there is no need to thank me....just a thught if you dont want to give your MAIN email to anybody, why not set up a Hotmail, Yahoo or Postmaster account..

My two Lynda Jane 29 and Adam John 24, perfect children what a terrible thought, it's only the mistakes they make, that helps them learn

dont worry about not messaging me, I cant get on all the time if fact just to let you know I may not be around for a couple of weeks due to moving, I will try to log on from the internet cafe from time to time. If you need help while I'm away you could message Midnight Angel @ <./>U220962</.>. she is a dear friend and another <./>ACE</.>, I'll ask her to keep an 'eye' on my welcome messages

I should be online tonight from about 8ish maybe before

hope to chat soon
blessed be

Jonathan <./>ACE</.>

Hi Jon

I never thought to open another email account actually, so you have been a good help to me there
Oh i have a brother called Adam, he lives in Portugal with his new wife.
Midnight Angel oh that is a lovely name, what is her real name please then i could go and say hello.
I don't think there can never be perfect
children, but if you know of any let me know will you please
When you messaged me yesterday why did you say fish?
I haven't got many friends as yet, i can't seem to find any.
Oh ok then if i see Midnight on now i might just message her, oh and not forgetting your on line sister.
You take care.

Kind regards.

xDEBSx

Hi Debs

errrrr.... if you mean in the welcome message it's a DNA (Douglas Noel Adams) line from the book...

your Adam lives in Portugal, my sons lives and works in Florida now, he moved from the New York Office about a month ago, to work closer to his girlfriend.... and my little girl is a with the
Forensic Service

Midnights name is Chell and she is Natalies (angelicaheavens) online big sister..... I'm the olest so I'm the big big brother , Chell is lovely and a real friend

I'll introduce you the Princess Lillie , Venus one of my best mates online and off, Serephina a good friend and another Witch ( a sort of Student of mine), and a few more they are all good people and some wicked senses of humor

well I shall be around for the rest of the evening, hope to speak to you soon

blessed be

Jonathan <./>ACE</.>

Hi Jon
Oh now i get what you mean now, i am so sorry for not understanding.
I am also sorry for not being on line tonight, and there was me promising you that i would be
Florida is where your son is oh how beautiful, i have flown over there twice now its absolutely a wonderful place to be
foresnic service how wonderful, know wonder that you are proud of her
Now i wonder what mine will be i can't imagine at all
Chell that is short for michelle isn't it, for i have a niece called Chelle but with a E at the end.
So with you being the oldest you can boss them around then can't you, oh just to keep them em in line lol
Oh Seraphina i have seen her on the list on whos on line many a time, but Princess Lillie i haven't sorry to say.
So how long have you been in the system then Jon, knowing you i feel that you have been in a very long time
Well like i said earlier that i am sorry for not being on as promised, so i will make it up to you some other time ok.
So i hope to speak so soon aswell.
Kind regards.

xDEBSx

Hi Debs

@
I didnt stay up all that late think I was in bed by 10/10.30 ... dont worry about it I remember getting a night off from the kids , grab your free time while you have the chance.

It's a nice place to work and live , but I can't stand 'her' father , but nuff said about that

she has done very well but I'm proud of both of them , I always say each to their own talents

yes Chell is shortened,....me boss them around!?? not bloody likely... hell hath no fury and all that......

Serephina and I go back a long way, we've met loads of times, plus we talk on the phone , she is a nice lady ( and a very good and talented student), Princess Lillie, she gets online when she can normally during the day.

how long I was here 1 year YESTERDAY, so not that long, but i like to learn, it keeps the mind active (which is needed at my age )... and between you and me 'sometimes it feels *a lot* longer....................

anyway you take care will talk to you soon

blessed be

Jonathan <./>ACE</.>

Hi Jon
I can't remember what time i went to bed, but it it was well past midnight
I have the night off from the kids again, that's
why i am on line now
It has gone past midnight now, and i am starting to get sleepy now
I think it's because i have had a long day today, for i had to bath the kids then send them to my mums, then i went shopping for clothes and shoes for them.
So you don't boss them around then well that is good
Oh by the way i have posted to your on line sister, but she hasn't sent me one back as yet.
Maybe she will in her own time, maybe she is a bit unsure of me what do you think?
So you have known Serephina a long time then, what about your on line sister how long have you known her?
Oh thank you for telling me about Princess Lilli, i might just pop over her space aswell if she doen't mind that is.
Congratulations on the anniversary of you being on line for a year
Well to be honest with you Jon, you don't sound like an older man, i mean you come asross to me like you are in your middle 30's.
Oh well i think that i have one more posting
then i am going to retire myself, so i wish you a pleasant nignt and i hope that you sleep well
Kind regards.
xDEBSx

Hi Debs

hope you slept well
did you get the things you wanted for the kids

Natalie will get back to you as you siad in 'her own time'....*I would think she will .....ring me, ask about you, who you are, how do I know you,etc etc .......only joking*
er I think I've known natalie about 18mths/2 years, we finally met at the winter meet this year in London.. along with DragonSlayer (her cousin Alan, really nice guy) and Tiger (Stuart, her best beloved)

Serephina..... I spose only about 2 years we had spoken before meeting again on hootoo...

Princess Lillie Liz won't mind in the least, but i dont think she will be around until monday daytime.

thanks for the congrats

middle 30's friend for life I think it's all to do with your outlook, but thank you

talk to you soon

bleassed be

Jonathan <./>ACE</.>

Hi Jon

back at you too
Oh i slept like a baby all night without a feed lol
Yes i did get everything i needed thankyou for asking, but it was a hike i can tell you
Well i eventually got a message from Natalie, and i was so made up to hear from her
So you have known her that long that is marvellous news, i bet that she is great to get on with for she comes across a happy soul
I haven't replied to her as yet, for i have been that mad busy at work aswell as seeing to the kids.
I bought home a little gift for them both, because they were good for their Nan and Grandad which i can't believe
Oh i am so glad that she has a beloved, i have even taken a look at all her pages and she sounds so much in love with him.
I feel a little for her aswell really, for she has some nasty things in her life lately.
I also see that her cousin Hazel and herself as being picked on, i don't think that is very nice at all
I wonder why there are some nasty people out there, what i reckon we should do to these people is lock them up and throw away the key.
So you have known Serephina the same amount of time as Natalie hey, i think that is wonderful Jon you must be one heck of a guy to get on with then
Oh dear i guess that i have missed Princess Lilli then, well i can still leave her a message can't i
You are welcome for the congrats, for you are a great guy to get on with like i have said earlier
Oh dear you have made me now, but thank you for the anyway, here is one back to you too
Well i really like to speak my mind, for you do sound like you are in your 30's.
Oh well i think that i will go and reply to Natalie now, otherwise she would be wondering where i have got for not replying to her.
Take care and hope that you have slept well.

xDEBSx

Hi Debs

thank you , I'm just me I can rant bigtime ask natalie

I'm glad the kids behaved themselves, so what did you do , come on spill the beans , did you get ??

I wont get involved in the problems becuase it could be hard to remain unbais , I will advise, but I dont do the Knight on horseback bit unless anything breaks the <./>houserules</.> .

Serephina and I have a common interest 'Witchcraft', so our friendship is different again, to that of Nats and me

as I said I'm just a 40 something who likes an easy and unstressed life wherever possible, believe me I'm far from great, most people say I'm easy to talk too (the cheques in the post)

and whats with the

Princess Lillie should be about during the day from tomorrow I think....... before I forget I may not be around as much after thursday for a couple of weeks, due to moving, but I will login to check my postings and mail every day or so, speak soon unless you are up before 6:00 friday morning

anyway you take care

May your God or Goddess watch over you

blessed be

Jonathan <./>ACE</.>