h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Puts on psyciatrists hat*

Tell me about your childhood plez

What, the part where my mother-dearest was stoned when I was born, the part where no one can remember my actual date of birth, the part where I had a goat as a pet, the part where I have 4 sisters...? Oh the list is endless!!!

I was stoned when Alex was born too, so we share something, I have one sister and there are 4 women in the house

When my brothers were born, that was one of the only times when my mom wasn't stoned, and that's why those two have normal names!

I was legally stoned when I was in labour tho