h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

S'APPNIN?

WHAT YOU TALKING LIKE THAT FOR????????????

MOUTH.

busy in it?

that's cos dipshits like u n kyle keep coming offline to snog and mess the service level up.

MOUTH?

YOU GO ON A HOT DATE LAST NITE THEN? X

HOW DO YOU KNOW? YEAH WITH 3 OTHER BLOKES! INCLUDING MATT WELSH!!! DO I LOOK THAT BAD, LIKE I HAVE BEEN UP DRINKING ALL NIGHT! URGH! I DO FEEL A BIT RUFF THO!

i didnt,i just wanted to see if you and kylie were still having a good time or whether you had realised how boring he is yet and actually wanted to have a laugh with moi!!!

lol actually i had a lot of fun last night! See so im not as boring as you think! I went out, got pissed ate some crap then drove to work this morning!

what you do?

had a good snogging session i bet.well,whatever!!!!!!!!!!

i've decided to no longer bug you about us anyway so you don't have to worry hun!!!!!

so snog away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WASNT WORRYING. IF YOU WANNA STOP TALKING TO ME, FINE THATS YOUR PEROGATIVE....BUT THAT MAKES ME SAD

yeah but i feel embarressed and my pride's a bit dented.

plus,you feel sad cos u r sad...ya big fat saddo!

oohhh ooohhh!!

i did get some good news friday night tho.

natalie admitted she still got,like feelings and stuff for me AND she may be coming back for a bit and that she told someone she was looking forward to seeing me!!!!

i still got it,it never left me,eh!!!!!!!!!!!!

And!!!!! i am £50 up on a bet on a football game today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yay!!!!!!!AND!! We won in football AND im going out tonight!!!!!!!!!best weekend ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OWCH! natalie? YOUR NOT GONNA GET BACK WITH HER ARE YOU? THAT WOULDN'T BE A GOOD IDEA NOW WOULD IT! DONT DO IT NOOOOOOOOO! YEAH GO ON, MAKE ME FEEL JELIOUS WHY DONT YOU!

that's what my mum said but you can't pick who you fall in love with!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm not saying anything's gonna happen but......

i dont care,with my £50 i could just get hooker and save myself the trouble....aarrgghh!!! women!!!!!

SO YOUR IN LOVE WITH HER?!?! *SUCKER* LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER, SOUND LIKE SHE GIVES GOOD ADVICE!

NO DON'T GET A HOOKER! £50 AND ILL DO IT FOR YOU! AND BECAUSE YOUR A MATE YOU GET MATES RATES....ILL DO IT FOR £25

OH RY, DONT GET BACK WITH HER, NO! JUST DONT!

I don't know.I do know that she made me happy and that even when we argued loads,i was still happy.

£25???!!! what a con!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would end up doing all the work! You should pay me!

CHEEK!!!!

ARGUED LOADS??? HMM I SEE A PATTERN!!!

WELL ITS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME I SUPPOSE. YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT RIGHT? I JUST DONT THINK IT'S BE A GOOD IDEA HUN, BUT AS I SAID NOTHING TO DO WITH ME!