h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Wow!
Finally an honest individual who knows all the questions and doesn't care about the answers one bit more than to go for a pint!
If I didn't know better, which, incidentally, I don't, I'd say you are a cab-driver. And yet, they usually also know the answers.
I hope you had a nice evening at the pub.

Sorry to disappoint you but I'm not a cab driver, though I can see how you'd think so. I figured the fact that I can actually speak English might tip you off. Actually I work in a film library working with and storing film negative for music vids, commercials and T.V shows. This gives me lots of time to ponder the questions. However, then I end up having to do something and I leave the question dangling there all pretty like.