h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am going to criticise your spelling.

...'your' should be used in the context of something belonging to you

If you want to abbreviate 'you are' it would be you're and not your.



You may criticise something about me now.

my spelling just sucks and I try to warn people ahead of time but it seems I missed you

What is your definition of missed?

in this case forgot to tell you (remember I'm only 13 ... untill next sunday) so I use slang

I hope you have a Happy Birthday.

Are you going to stop using slang when you're 14?

... no

your the only one that dosn't seem to use slang that I've met on h2g2

What do you mean by slang?

...

I think I shall continue 'not' using slang.
It doesn't appear to make any sense whatsoever

you said I could critisize somthing about you well slang is part of all contries and stuff and well I try to learn Englands slang so you should learn some slang to it is just a way to shorten things

here is a list of some simple slang

btw=by the way
lol=laugh out loud
lmao=laugh my butt off
rofl=roll on the floor laughing
brb= be right back
g2g= got to go
w8= wait
kk=ok

the list is very long but initials are the most simple slang so there you go

and btw I'm not making the whole list for you

Oh that sort of slang, now I know what you are talking about.
No I prefer to use the smileys, that's what they have here on h2g2

LOL
by the way

that's just some of the slang ya'll

You are extremely knowledgable about 'Wii's"

I don't own a Wii

If you behave yourself someone may give you a Wii for your birthday

no I'm not getting a Wii this sunday I have to buy systems myself as my mom hates v-games and my best friend can't afford that big a gift

Are they very expensive?

Not as expensive as an X-Box 360 or a PS3