h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Err, Terran, you forgot about the mutant badger who makes jokes and dances at regular intervals.

"Err, Terran, you forgot about the mutant badger who makes jokes and dances at regular intervals."

But he can only do that while he's wearing a duck on his head or his teeth will fall out and his toe nails will break free and start digging holes...

You mean the bottomless holes that go all the way down to Watford?

The one and the same. Of course the toe nails are a delicacy for the air fish that inhabit certain parts of Watford. The air fish are also known for their strange mating habits, which merely involves blowing a kiss, which immediately impregnates any creature it was aimed at... creating some strange hybrids...

um... how-bout somthing random that I can work with?

How about a dog that can talk with a human who cant talk who has to use sign language to communicate but the dog cant read sign language so the gerbil has to interprate for the dog.

maybe I shoulda asked somewhere else ^.^'

Might help to know what kind of ideas you're looking for...?

anything that a reasonable author can work with ... and if I knew what I was looking for I prob wouldn't need help

Fair enough. Good luck getting what you're looking for