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Dodgy Americans........
loonytic Started conversation Mar 13, 2004
.......and their crazy laws
In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, there is apparently a law which makes doing the business with a truck driver in a toll booth illegal.
Meanwhile over in Willowdale, Oregon, somebody so frowned upon a husband to talk dirty in his wife's ear during sex that they made a law against it.
In Washington, even on a wedding night it is illegal make love to a virgin under any circumstances.
In Clinton, Oklahoma, the law prevents masturbating while watching a couple having sex in a car.
In Tremonton, Utah, there is, understandably, a law against getting jiggy in an ambulance.
In Newcastle, Wyoming, there's a law preventing a couple having sex in the freezer of a butcher's shop.
In the ever-sensible Alexandria, Minnesota, men are not allowed to have sex with their wives if they have the smell of sardines, onions or garlic on their breath.
In Washington, DC, the law dictates that anyone having sex should only do it face-to-face.
Fortunately the law in every state in the union prevents having sex with a corpse.
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