h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey I'm Aurtis I live in the hole known as Iowa I can't wait to get the Hell of this stupid planet. I have a resorvation at Milliways I allready put a penny in the Bank. I thought Id be here for a few days but noone ever comes here.

hi! im ford prefect, id love to join you!
i live in a dissolent hole known as nevada! Hopefully my spaceship will charge its bbatteries so we can leave!!
cheers
ford

Im sorry I couldn't write to you in ah 5 months but the sooner we can get the Hell outta here the better

YA! But lets leave AFTER the basket ball game today... Its an important one
but HOW are we gonna get off this bloody BORING planet anyway?
cheers
ford

Well like every hitchhiker we grab a couple towels stick out our thumbs and wait.

ok we lost the game, we can go now! *grab towel**looks up and waits*
cheers
ford

YOU GOT A RIDE YET! IM SERIOUS I WONT TO GET THE HELL OF THIS PLANET

Aurtis

*sigh* not yet.. however I have counted 3 novas... 189 shooting stars 57 nasa spy sattalites... but no word from our space traveling brothers... *sigh*
cheers
ford

FOR GODS SAKE MAN I NEED A RIDE!

Aurtis

Its really not that bad on this bloody boring planet... theres... uh.. bird watching...
WHERE THE **** IS THAT UFO?!
cheers
ford

Hi aurtis.
Since you dropped by my spot again I thought I'd come read some more.
aurtis sounds like artist in my head
Are you an artist?That is a great way to get out of your own head or to make it roomier.

My hubby was from Iowa.
Best thing he ever did was get on a bus to get out of there!
Trouble with hitching from Iowa is that it's a long way to get somewhere without the highway. Sure you wouldn't like to save for a ticket out?

It is as lovely a place as any to grow up.
But-
I could never imagine staying on one tiny area of the planet all my life. I think from all the folks I know that left Iowa ALL of them were smarter or more talented fun and , or interesting people than the ones that stayed and continue to whine about it. Mind you not all whine, some learn to love it.

One good thing when you go elsewhere in the US they tend to like hiring people from the midwest. First time you leave home it might as well be to another planetWould it be your first travel? There is nothing quite like inviting a bunch of firsts experiences to come into your life.

I'd leave Iowa long before I considered leaving the planet
Well unless of course I was offered a ride

*waves to ford perfect*
We have spoken a few times and admired each others names

*******
A small offering of a rhyme,
hope dna would not mind;

Feel your way to Milliways
No matter if it is a ways.
Not much to change for one that stays.
Pick the strays and days with no delays.

Im using you poem in an entry and I am an artist the entry is "the worst poetry in the galaxy"

haha oh nice
Hello Abbi, yes I remember that... haha, great movie
Iowa sounds like Nevada... well, where I come from anyway! If you stay here, your dumb... its a great place and I love it... but what a dump!
cheers
ford

There are all kinds of examples of bad poetry on my page.
It was intentional in most cases but not all.
Many are mildy humorous ,ask animal about his.

I need more writing credits.
I can can get much worse if that is the goal
Though like all art it is the eye of the beholder.

What kind of art work do you do?

Mostly just sketches and cartoons and a little computer art.

Aurtis

Your an artist too?
NEANESS!
I draw, and paint
and a musician too... thats art :P
cheers
ford

I paint,draw and piddle around at a few other artsy things too

hehe piddle... anyway
Best art in the worl is music!! WEEEEEEEEE Band nerd...:P
cheers
ford

Hey Ford I play trumpet. HA I DONT PLAY FLUTE!

Flute sucks! SAXOPHONES WHERE ITS AT!! oooh yeah!
anyone dare challange the saintaty of the saxophone?!
I DARE YOU!
cheers
ford