h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

you just died!

heh heh, same here! although it was very rarely that when we had tests we had windows to look out of it was always blacked out!

is it really?

now thats the sort of response you want from people!

i have a hard time in my family with comments like that my brothers always manage to twist then round so they become about me!

i think ODing would be the best way too, you'd have a good time doing it anyway! but probably a bullet to the brain would be most efficent surely this is going to get modded!

i think the worst way to die would be drowning or in a fire dont really fancy that...

see ya!

Awww, that's so sweet that you're upset. *cuddles you* Luckily it seems there's internet access from the afterlife.

That would have been awesome to have blacked out windows in tests... it would be all... blacked-outy!!!

Indeed it is. Now I -REALLY- gotta see what you look like.

So we're all in agreement. Add me. *poke*

Yeah, that's the same conclusion we came to... bullet to the brain, you'd be dead before you'd even notice the pain. Huzzah!

According to my friend Stuie, a guy he met in a mental hospital said that when you light yourself on fire, after a minute or so, it stops hurting 'cause you burn off all the nerve endings. But yeah... drowning or burning... no fun. I wouldn't like to fall to my death, either... all that fear while falling... I'd hate it. I don't like falling!

See ya. *smooch*

seems like it!

it was big deep red curtains, blacked windows would be way cooler!

after ive typed this i will try to find that link, be warned some of them arent me and one of em im very hungover! (im still trukey attractive though!)

yep! but then some poor ba*tard has to clean up the mess!

it does burn the nerves out yeah, but ive been told you breath fire in at the same time so it melts your lungs and such so you actually suffocate or drown in your own blood

ive died loads of times in my dreams but ive been told you that you wake up before you die but i never have, and falling off a cliff wasnt too bad it was pretty instant , its really trippy feeling though

this is it, hopefully it will work http://photobucket.com/albums/a4/benjahv/

"What's heaven like?"
"It's nice... there's a shortage of chairs." Heh.

Ooooh... Deep red!!! Red is good. If things aren't allowed to be black, or a nice grey, then red is the next best thing.

Ooooh, you ARE turkey attractive!!!...

I saw some thing once about this chicks who have a business cleaning up after muders/suicides and shit... cleaning up all the blood and whatnot. It's a clever business idea, I reckon. It'd be sh*t to have to clean up after the murder/suicide of your own family member, eh?

A little lung melting never hurt anyone! I melt my lungs twice daily... although being the corpse that I am, doesn't have much of an effect.

Yeah, I never seem to wake up when I die... but I never wake up before I die... I wake up a bit after I die... but I never know what happens in the time between death and waking up... just like... nothing, although you know you're still dreaming. Odd. I hate falling in dreams!

See ya, my cute little turkey attractive you.

all the chairs in hell?

yeah reds good, or purple!

i am?

good money i expect, cos nobody else wants to do it!
it wouldnt be good no, in some instances suicide is really selfish if that makes sense

you m elt your lungs twice? daily??

they are very weird its happened to me loads, and i know what happens in between or what happened to me anyway. when i fall in dreams i normally jump my self awake cos im leaning off the edge of my bed!

The hell-goers must have stolen them.

Yaaay! Red and purple!!!

Yep. My type, too.

Yeah... maybe I should get into that business... although there aren't too many things that need cleaning up around here, I think... I could ask my half brother inlaw. He's a cop who deals with murders and rapes and all that... he'd know!
Yeah, my mum says the same thing. I agree, although it kinda depends on the circumstance.

Of course! Who doesn't?

Ooooh, do you ever have that thing where you're walking in a dream, and all of a sudden you wake up 'cause you've tried to take a step in reality, but being in bed you don't step onto anything so it shocks you awake...? Dreams are odd like that.

they are the type arent they? rotten scoundrels!

ive got a really cool purple shirt type thing!



maybe you should hmmm, he is? handy to have a cop in the family i guess.

me? i dont know what you mean!

yeah, quite often what about running? when you try running and its like slo-mo?
also i only tend to dream in the later part of my sleep like just before i wake up.

Indeed they are. Damn them all!!!

Ooooh. Shirt-type-thing!!!!



Yeah, although I never really speak with him... don't see that part of my family too often.

Awww. Sweetie, not following the trends isn't a bad thing. It makes you an individual! And that's good.

Well, maybe you do dream earlier in your sleep... but because you're sleeping it seems like the end of the dream is the instant you wake up? Ooooh, twisting the brain!

i'll have to take a picture of it sometime it is cool!

i think most families have someone like that (not a cop!) someone who they dont see too often.

your not going to tell me!

that was twisty i dont ever remember so i wont know!

(apparently its a drug flower)

Yaaay! Picture!!! Do you have a webcam or a digital camera or something that doesn't require effort like that?

Yeah... I have lots of people like that, some because I don't like them, some because they're just too damn far away, and some because I never met them in the first place.

I'm not even sure what I'm meant to tell you.

Ooooh. Twist-tastic? Huzzah! Hmmm... damn memory loss! Damn it all!

Drug flower, eh? Coolies!

Ummmm.... seeing as we're both on, do you wanna maybe talk on MSN...? It's ok if you don't. Either way is good!

yeah, a digital camera!

same here pretty much!

hmmmm, i dont think there is anything!

what were you saying?

thats what ive been told yep.

yeah, im having problems on hootoo anyway.

i m pretty sure my msn thingy is the same as my email... so yeah that would be good

Yay! Digital!!!

Yeah, families smell.

Awesome.

I don't remember.

Told by whom? *curious eyebrow*

H2g2's been pretty crappy since the movie when everyone flocked here.

*adds your e-mail to MSN* I hope it works.

yay! my bro wants a webcam, but hasnt got one yet

yes. yes they do.

why do you torment me!?

everyone, well some people say its drugs some people say its a loo brush

yep, i'll second that and all the other message boards get sent here too, so it f*cks it up for evryone!

it should do! *fingers crossed*

Oooh, if he gets one then we can both b all webcamy... and.... webcam!!! *grins*

*giggles*

*cuddles* You're gorgeous when you cry.

Everyone I know says it's a loo brush... Hmmm...

Evil people. They're screwing up our happy little conversation.

And if it doesn't pop up with the invitation thing on MSN then you can just try to add me instead. *hopes*

yeah! hope he does!

i wasnt crying! i wasnt!

hmmm, curious. maybe you dont talk to the right people!

yes they are...*plots their downfall*

its not worked so far, toastybuns?

Whee! You're so hot, it'd be great to watch you on webcam!

*cuddles* Of course you weren't, Darling, but you were gorgeous anyway.

Does that mean that you're the right people?

Hmmm... perhaps we could push them over... it won't be a downfall, but at least they'd fall down. (I'm lame.)

Talking to you was so awesome. I look forward to the next time we can talk!!

you keep making me blush!

hmmm, maybe, im not sure though i suppose i might be...

its a good start, when they're down we could always poke them!

talking to you was great! im proper knackered today though b ut it was worth it

I should keep doing it. It's funny.

Ooooh. You're multiple people? Awesome!

With sticks? Poking with sticks is gooooooood. *searches for a good poky stick, although doubts she'll have much success in her stick-free room, so starts searching for treasure instead*

It was really sweet of you to stay up that late just for me, especially when you think it's still worth it the next day.

*extra-special, mega-lingering kiss*