h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

what do you mean f*ck off? why dont you f*ck off?... oh right yes, silly me its your PS, my mistake. right anyway your space intrigued me so i thought i'd say hello. "hello" there ive said it.

Hello.

Who are you? *goes to look at your PS*

did you like what you saw? (not much is there)

Yeah.... didn't really tell me anything about you.

So... who are you? And what brought you to my PS?

i'm ben, i dont know how i got to your space it just kinda happened(again)...

Well, hello, Ben. I'm Danielle. You can call me Dani, if you like. I don't really care.

Anyway... standard questions... age... ummm... just general stuff about you...?

If you don't want to disclose information about yourself here, we could always talk on MSN or Yahoo, or just in e-mail.

hello, right then standard stuff here we come;

21 years old
dreadlocks
piercings
english
plays music
juggles
unicycles
what else?

*shrugs* Well, I'm 15, my hair is short... it's naturally blond, but I dye it black. I used to have my right ear pierced at the top, but I always had to take it out for work, and sleep (when I lay on that side, it reminded me of sleeping on batteries, which isn't too bad, as I have sometimes slept on a large pile of batteries, but when you wanna sleep well, not very helpful) and then I lost my earring when we moved house, as people were packing boxes when I was asleep, and I guess they shoved it somewhere, so I didn't bother persuing it, and I assume it's closed over by now. I'm Australian, and I do homeschooling 'cause I'm a social outcast who should be stuck in a f***ing mental hospital, or at least depression clinic. I'd be safe in a place like that... I love my videogames, and computery stuff. I like the German language, although I'm not very good at it. I don't read much... though I want to, but I can't pay attention for long enough. I'm a Futurama nerd, and probably know more than most fans about the show. I have a brother and a sister... my brother's into his alcohol and drugs and just being generally stupid... my sister's into being a slut and ridiculously whiny and stupid in all conversation, but everyone still loves her because she's pretty. *shrugs* People are odd creatures. My ambition in life is to get married and have kids, and be a better parent than mine were. Not to say I had bad parents... just... mmm... my dad was a bit of a nutcase. He was sweet on the inside, though. But now he's a pile of ashes in a box in my half sister's house. I'm bi, and my girlfriend broke up with me a couple of months ago. We're still friends, but I want her back. Although I wanna move on... kinda... well, I don't wanna not be in a relationship, but I don't wanna believe I'm capable of moving on, because then I'll never be sure if someone is someone I can't live without (and thus, the person I need to marry.) I spend my time listening to music, and hanging out with my brother's friends. I should probably hang out with Stuie a little less, though (one of my brother's friends), as he's a bit , and something he convinced me to do last night wound up making me puke, and then spend quite some time lying on the floor. Speaking of puking, it's Boxing Day, and thus my brother has many people over, or coming over later... so I should probably be off to get extremely drunk. See ya.

now why couldnt i type somthing like that?

*shrugs* My advice is to just type whatever you're thinking and hope your fingers can keep up... Meanwhile, I burnt my fingers while cooking sausages... damn splashiness. *swishes fingers about in a glass of water*

Anyway, you still haven't told me much about yourself... and I am curious. Not sure why, but I am. BAH! *launches hand into the glass of water* I hate burns! >.<

Back to what I was saying... tell me about yourself. *cuddles up next to you and gives you a biiiiiig friendly kiss on the cheek and listens*

not laughing at the fact you burny yourself just the fact that you seem to ramble on but still make perfect sense!

right then here goes; im 21 ive got messy dreadlocks, pierced lip( bottom middle labret) both of my ears are pierced and stretched (currently 17mm) i have the top of my left ear pierced aswell. ive had my eyebrow pierced 5 times but for various reasons i had to take it out.
i play a few weird instruments. i mainly like "rock music" but sometimes listen to drum and bass hip hop and a few others. for most of my life ive been called a mosher but have never been in the pit. some how im quite good at MC-ing. my fingers have now got tired so thats it for now

I've had a lot of practice at rambling on, so I've gotten good at it. But back on the subject of burns, after the sausage burn, the next day I burned my hand slightly on a hot thing at work (if I haven't already mentioned it, I'm a cashier it as sh*t fast food place... I want to kill all the customers,) and then the next day I burnt my thumb while lighting a candle in a jar. I'm such a dumbass. Although the other burns weren't as bad as the sausage one... I had to sleep with my hand in a saucepan of water for that one. There was a line on my wrist afterwards from where it was resting on the edge. Worst sleep ever.

Sweet. You're kinda like my brother's friends. You'd fit in with them, I reckon. Which hopefully means you'll like me! Yay! Although my brother's friends still like her better 'cause she's a slut, but whatever. That doesn't count over the internet. *gives you a biiiiiiig cuddle and kiss* What are the instruments, if you think I'll have any idea what they are? Also, your fingers get tired pretty easily. I can type non-stop for hours... and have done so. Whoo! Typing! I'm oddly into typing.

I like Korn, Manson, System of a Down, The Dresden Dolls, Linkin Park, Evanescence, Björk, Mr. Bungle, Clandestien, Necro... various things. There are lots of things I like, but don't know enough of their stuff, or like enough of their stuff to say that I like them... I just generally like listening to what my brother listens to. *waves hand at the HUGE collection of CDs to her right* Although I'm sick of him always listening to 311, but that's 'cause he used to watch the DVD constantly in his room, where I slept, 'cause for some reason I slept in there, my mum slept in my room, and my brother slept in my mum's room... don't know quite how that works... anyway, he always had that DVD on and I could never sleep. I mean, I sleep better with noise on, but there's a certain degree of loudness that changes it from bing sweet to sleep to, to being something that forces itself into your brain and stops you from sleeping... Gah. Sleep...

In case you haven't read my journal, which I doubt you have 'cause there's no reason for you to have... My sister waxed off my eyebrows yesterday. Heh heh. It's funny. But the skin still hurts. I'm not girly enough to be into the whole waxing and plucking and being used to the pain of having hairs ripped out on mass by the root.

Right, well, I haven't had breakfast and my stomach is eating itself, so I'm gonna go find something to eat.

i like you. enjoy your breakfast, i will try and type somthing more in a minute try not to burn yourself ay.

right where was i? instruments yes, well your bound to know this one didjeridoo berimbau bagpipes banjo guitar harmonica well maybe not that weird. i can juggle and unicycle. i really like nirvana korn and soulfly probably in that order im struggling now, ive got two brothers one sister mum and dad. my dads had loadsa problems that i dont want to get into right now, ive never had a drink or drug problem but ive dabbled in both, ive been picked on for most of my life for some reason people always want to fight me, but then theyre normally the ones who get fucked up not me, thats it again fingers tired

*girlish squeal* You like me! *pounce and cuddle* and I didn't burn myself. Yaaay! I win.

I don't know what a berimbau is, but other than that, cool! I'm sure I'd think the berimbau was cool too if I knew what it was. I can't juggle or unicycle, or anything that requires any coordination or balance. I used to play the trumpet, but gave that up a couple of years ago, and can't play very well anymore. I wish I knew where my old music was so I could try to play a song that I like to see if I can get ok at it again. I love to sing, but I don't do anything with it. It's good you don't have a drinking of drug problem. Do you smoke? I do at parties, sometimes... but I'm not really into it, it just provides mild entertainment. Huzzah for no addictions! Well... self injury and caffeine... hmmm... And based on how much I've been drinking lately I'll probably be an alcoholic sometime. Heh. I'm an idiot. And yeah... I can empathise with the being picked on. Girls are a lot more violent than people think... *mutters various things about her old school*

Anyway, a guy I met last night who I have a total crush on is online now, so I should go. *smiles* See ya, cutie!

berimbaus are normally used for caipora(spelling) but max cavalera from soulfly plays one, smoke occasionaly ive been drinking a lot too good luck with "the guy"

I think I'll just have to look up a picture of it.

Ah, if only you were here, we could get together and have a few drinks. Hooray for alcohol!!

Yeah, "the guy" (Adam) has a girlfriend... but they've only been dating for a week, so I reckon I still have a chance. And after long rants about him to a couple of my friends, they reckon he likes me. I hope he does. And Kim keeps teasing me and making me blush. It's fun. Been making me feel happy and like I could cope with anything. Example: I usually start work at 12, and didn't look at the roster properly last week, and was meant to start at 11:30, and so despite the fact I was half an hour late (the manager didn't care, he just laughed at me, 'cause they weren't busy), I didn't let it bug me. Usually I'd dwell on it for a couple of months. And also, a few hours ago I was at the podiatrist having a couple of ingrown toenails cut out permanantly... but the anesthetic wasn't working properly on the one on the right foot, so it was the most painful thing ever, and I was crying and screamed every now and then... Jesus, it was painful... I haven't cried in pain since I was little and did it to see how much candy I could get. (Kids. *shakes head at self*) So yeah... but despite the fact that was extremely horrible, I'm all cheery now. Crushes are wonderful. I'm so girly right now.

Anyway, how are you, babe? *cuddles up next to you and grins* What have you been up to? I wanna hear anything and everything. *biiig kiss on the cheek*

well good luck with adam!
so what have i been up too? ive done a bit of digging in the garden, rode my bike to my mates house and smoked an 1/8 of weed and sniffed 1/2g of coke which was im erming a lot arent i? oh and played a lot of cards, i then had really weird dreams about this girl i know which were kinda nice we've been boxing a lot too which is pretty tiring

Hey. *cuddle* Sorry I haven't been around in a bit... internet's been screwed. Isn't fixed yet... will be fixed tomorrow, though, hopefully.

Anyway... Your night of smoking and sniffing sounds fun. *grins* I don't know why, but you reminded me of a dream I had the other night, where I was a guy (don't remember much about what happened when I was a guy)... and then I was Bubbles (the Power Puff girl) and we were trying to help my friend Tiarne get drugs and we had to ride a mini train, but my part of the train was a slippery monkey, so I fell into a river, and had to collect power crystals under the bridge, meanwhile the rest of the people on the train fought a monster, but my power crystals were helping them, and an old woman grocery shopping started ranting to me about how great the Power Puff girls are fighting that monster while waving around a news paper article about that very battle... and I got annoyed that 'cause I fell off the monkey, I didn't get any recognition as a Power Puff girl, so I started trying to prove I was a Power Puff girl by flying... didn't work... but then I had to go save the other Power Puff girls from a cage, so flew away to save them... *shrugs* Not quite sure why I ranted about that. I'm tired.

We had a party on Saturday night. It was very big. But I didn't get very pissed... just somewhat tipsy, then stopped drinking 'cause there was a very drunk guy that everyone there hated, except for the other annoying drunk guy, and my passed out 2nd cousin who brought them. And despite the fact he's WAY older than me, he kept groping me and such... quite disgusting, really, so I needed to be able to figure out how to slip away, as he was much stronger than me, so I didn't get to get drunk then. It was still a fun night, even though we had to svae everyone from his nonsense rants all night, and people kept having to interrupt conversations and take me away somewhere whenever he got me alone. *shrudders* He smelled. So yeah... good night! ^_^ But seeing as I didn't get drnk that night, I got drunk on my own the next night, which is kind of sad, getting drunk on your own... but I had fun. I bugged most of the people in my phone contact list. *grins* Even incorrectly dialling some of the international numbers and ending up talking to some random people in other countries. Whoo! Fun.

Anyway... I have had very little sleep over the past days, and a lot more time of having hangovers than I'd like, so I should stop ranting and go to bed soon.

*hug and kiss* Speak to you soon, cutie. Hope you've been having fun!

that is the weirdest dream ive ever heard about!

theres always someone like that at a party isnt there? its like one of those many unwritten laws. not laws as in polise and that more like sods law and those type of things. one of them is that if your a smoker you always(but not deliberatly) steal other peoples lighters