h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*snuggles up with ST behind Rob the Carpet*

.. Ooohh!.. your hands are cold!

No worries Lil,I'll soon have both nice and warm.It's beginning to fill nicely now I've unblocked the tube !

sowwy Lil...poor circulation you know.Feet are like it as well, look, they go

*Hands Lil a steel helmet*...you never know!!

*places steel helmet on head*

Unblocked which tube, Pinky??

OOOh!!.. ST please move your feet from there!

Anyone got a match please ? I'm completely out of lighter fuel !

*Looks at ST*

Have you got any matches??

Ok,a lighter will be fine ! I'm not particular !

*moves behind the sofa with ST and Rob the Carpet*

Isn't it on the coffee table too??

Err I have a lighter....

*throws lighter to Pinky*......

*ducks down behind Rob the carpet again*...wonder if this is classed as aiding and abetting??

a thought occurs to me, probably a bit late now, Why Doncaster??

Because none of us can say exactly where Pontefract is.. and as we are decontaminating a worm, no doubt Doncaster can benefit too..

Duck!

*quack*

Ermmm,I don't know why Doncaster either ST,but thanks for the lighter.Ready ? 5 4 3 2 1 WHOOOOOOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Oooooohh!! Isn't that pretty??

Ermmm,the blue lights were pretty Lil.Like bonfire night don't you think ? The problem is,I haven't moved an inch ! Oh dear,back to the drawing board !! More cardboard and sticky back plastic ! I'll get to Doncaster soon !

err, Doncaster is the other way!!...look out Leeds!!

Must go now,I'm right out of cardboard.Lovely to see you both.Speak soon.Take care Love Pinky x

Bye Pinky, nice to have met you...

Bye Pinky.. Take care love.. xxx

Hi Pinky...bye Pinky....catch up with up you soon,

Jab

Hi Lil, Hi ST

er...bt Lil