h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Here are a couple of poems you might be interested in, written by my sister, but you can say by AFGNCAAP if it makes things easier:

The Writer's Journey

Let’s see where shall I go today?
Perhaps to a house on a haunted hill,
To try and keep the ghosts at bay,
Where the spirits will not keep still.

Perhaps to an magical land,
With witches and wizards,
Princesses who need a helping hand,
And curses that cause blizzards.

Or maybe to the scene of crime,
To try and catch a Murderer,
Before we run out of time.
The thought of blood makes me shiver.

Or maybe into the past,
In a machine that goes time travelling
Wouldn’t that be a blast?
Just don’t change anything.

I must go into my rooms
With my pen and my paper,
I have to, the deadline looms,
Maybe I’ll start writing later

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It's Not My fault

It’s not my fault
The toaster broke,
The drain was blocked
The car wouldn’t start
The traffic was bad

Fifteen minutes till check-in closes

It’s not my fault
The road was closed
The car park was full
The train was late
Our suitcase burst

Ten minutes till check-in closes

It’s not my fault
We missed the bus
The board was wrong
Jane was sick
The queue was long

Five Minutes till check-in closes

And it’s not my fault the flight’s delayed …
… by sixteen hours

Fifteen hours, fifty-five minutes till check in closes

Hi there.

Thanks for these. In future, the best way to submit items for inclusion would be to:
1)Create them at your own 'space' within your journal
2)As an entry at your 'space'
3)Email them through to the Team.

If choosing the first two options then all you need to do is alert us to the item by posting a link to it via our message centre.

shazz

Thanks! I tried the e-mail thing, but for some reason it doesn't work. Any chance of my story being put in though? *batters eyelashes*