h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes!! Indeed we all have raised funds that fight for human rights, animal rights and vegestable rights...
But what we all forget is, that there is actually lots anf lots in this world, which are NOT living beings...
Should they therefore be treated more poorly than the rest of us...?
For instance : the newspapers and magazines lying in every common grillbar in the world. People read them. they throw'em on the floor. they use their soft and tender pages to clean their hands in.
Our life is so far form the hell of the grillbars...do we ever thank these poor nonbeings for their love and support?
They all live their life covered up in Ketchup and Salsa Sauce (Xtra strong!)
Isn't it time to stop and search our souls now?? Or else, what will become of tthose poor bastards??