h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

How do you know you are a nice guy?

I believe people when they tell me. Does that mean I'm too trusting? PS, is there a reason you named yourself after a homicidal, feline multiple rapist?

Hmmm... you could be to trusting... let me test the theory... ~grin~... Will you lend me £1,000 ... Me will give you it back honest... ~bigger grin~

As to my name... ~cheesy grin~... seemed like a good idea at the time... ~Greebo shrugs her shoulders~

As for the £1000, *!"££$*^%!!!!! OFF! I don't think that this theory is supported by the evidence. Obviously therefore, I must be a nice guy. God, it's so nice to be vindicated...........

Oh, BTW, when you shrugged your shoulders, I got the distinct impression that you're of the female persuasion. This makes your choice of name even more interesting, given what the original Greebo usually did to any females he found. I'd love to hear you explain this to a therapist......

Aha... ~grin~... me understands now... you are confusing me with another cat called Greebo... ~shaking her head in amazement~.... it's amazing how many times this happens... Me is called Greebo... and me lives with my friend Nanny in her house in Lancre... ~grin~... you are thinking of Greebo... who lives with his friend Nanny... in her house in Lancre... ~bigger grin~... see the difference...

Hope that sorts it out for you... ~huggle~

I really mean it about the therapist..........

Me had one once... his name was Terry... he had red spots behind his ears... ~grin~... he ran away with next doors tortoise.... the little gigolo...

Terrapin? Terry the Terrapin? I was talking about therapis....... oh never mind (g) I suppose I'm the one who needs therapy for conversing with a fictional cat who grins all the time and whose grammar needs fine tuning . Oh, and please, no puns about your grandmother.....
Know any good therapists who do humans as well as cats?

~Greebo grins broadly~...There's nothing wrong with my gramma... and if you want to tell me yours woes... me will listen...

Excuse please, the interruption. But since I can not help it I will but in and say a little something myself. (Well now, it just occured to me that since this is a site that was inspired by our good old friend Doug, a Brit I should probably get a bit more site specific) Say a little something MEself. There that sounds positively English. I hope now to address the issue that has been raised. A good issue that, indeed. I wanted to help you to understand...
Well I seem to have lost my train of thought. Well, what I really wanted to say is, I HATE tube socks. Yes, that's all I wanted to say. So, carry on!

But there's no one here.... ~grin~

What a conundrum I seem to be in. If there was noone there, then who told me that there was noone there? I will need to poder on this one a bit I'm affraid.

What I meant to say was ponder! There, much better now.

Pondering is good... me ponders for hours at a time sometimes...

BEEN PONDERING LATELY?

Of course... ~grin~... hasn't me just been pondering for two weeks???

It seems to me that we have become intangled in a strange conumdrum that can only lead to.., excuse me a moment. (long pause)......My toe just fell off! Well, that's a shame.