h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What do you mean, opinionated? How can there be scope for opinion when you are always right?

I'm right an acceptable number of times ie enough times for people to listen occasionally without them wandering off and watching such tripe as Eastenders.

I have to disagree...Eastenders could almost be classed a "docu-soap", as it portrays the lives of cheeky Cockneys in such a realistic fashion. Grant Mitchell is indeed the type of pseudo-Kray who prevails in the Spitalfields environment, down there with the rotting fruit and veg which not even a gullible Northerner could be tricked into buying...
Shine yer shoes, guv'nor? You're a propa toff 'n' all, incha!

I must say I hadn't thought of Eastenders as being a nearly-real-life generally lower socio-economic grouping docu-soap social commentary! I just thought it was populated by very sensible actors who were quite willing to pocket a small fortune each month to take part in a pretty dismal instantly forgetable tv programme.

Bring back "Terry & June" I say!