h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

(I already posted this once, but it doesn't seem to have materialised.)

So, that's what you do when you're not victimising poor innocent whales. (Not to mention the injustice to mosquitoes).

Exactly...
Injustice on mosquitos?? Well, I just prevent them from biting me and other poor living souls.
I`d say their life is not wasted at all...if I had a birdie I would feed them to it. As a matter of fact I don`t have any birdies so I`m decorating my wall with flat dead mosquitos.

But we all have to live (so a wise man once told me).

...did I mention that I would never kill a whale because I love them so much?

anyway a squished whale would look rather silly on the wall, if it fitted.

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Er...right.

Whales don't go round victimising innocent mosquitoes.

Thousands of mossies, innocently waiting for some whale snack, are killed each time a whale surfaces & spouts.


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I knew it. Whales are clever.

& mosquitos aren't - though they are extra pesky.
Maybe you need a whale in your room to help control the mossies - do you have room for a fishbowl?

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It can sleep outside in the garden. I think the neighbour`s dog won`t mind. I`ll train the whale to jump up and eat the mosquito when there`s one about to come inside, then.

That sounds like a plan.

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Right. All I need now is a whale.

There's one in Sydney harbour at the moment - I wonder what the postage would be



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I would prefer one from Norway...'cause when it's getting homesick I can drive it way up to Northern Germany, throw it in the North Sea and tell it to swim home.

Hang on - I'll check...





Nope this ones from Antarctica, but be sure I'll keep looking.

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Why don't you see if that one that swallowed your money is still around? After all, it owes you.

Yeah true...but the problem is that it doesn`t have a big red X on the back. I fear I won`t find it again without digging around in his stomach in search for the money. Eww.

It shouldn't be too hard to spot - it'll be the one driving around in a flash new car.


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lol
right. The well fed one.