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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Started conversation Dec 29, 2003
Hello stange randome person, I too am a blancmange!!!! Mr Bimble lives in my finger.
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thefluffysardine Posted Dec 30, 2003
Why hello.
I wonder if I could trouble you for a glass of water.
My throat is rather parched.
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Dec 30, 2003
Ah-ha! Water! Ha! I know all about your so called 'water'! or should I say Dihydrogen Monoxide! You cannot fool me like some foolish child, It takes more than you've got to fool the great T.B. Falsename Bwuhahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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thefluffysardine Posted Dec 30, 2003
Right...
Oh cook a cat I've just remembered, I am sane!
Jacka naka nory!
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Dec 30, 2003
twas cold in paris and I did shiver,
then it began to rain,
i slipped and fell into the river,
was i mad, no just in seine 
I thank you!
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Dec 30, 2003
thank you, your applause is not needed, I live only for my art*... but keep clapping anyway. Oh, I also live for food, preferably pizza, money, films, books, tv and computer games.
*yes, I am an artist, specifically a pish artist.
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thefluffysardine Posted Dec 30, 2003
I live for fluff, Alan Partridge, my family *cough* CORNEY *cough*, meat paste and of course Lynx Africa.
Here is a poem for you:
Hey I have some hair,
Hey I give you a dare!
Watch me jive turkey,
There is nothing that rhymes with turkey*.
*There are lots of things but none I can speell*.
*That word is spell if you didn't get the joke*.
*I'm going to shut up now*.
*About time too*.
*Oh shut it concience.
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creachy Posted Dec 31, 2003
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this is partly your doing people F19585?thread=363309
enjoy
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Dec 31, 2003
So, try to sneak up on me will you? well ah-ha, I challenge you to a duel, choose your 
:
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thefluffysardine Posted Dec 31, 2003
I accept your challenge!
(You were challenging me right?)
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Jan 1, 2004
Actually I was challanging creachy, but you'll do.
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thefluffysardine Posted Jan 1, 2004
I feel quite offended.
But ok...
So what weapon do you chose?
I chose custard pistol.
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Jan 2, 2004
weapon? i didn't offer you a weapon, I offered you a sellection of fish. Why would I want you to have a weapon too? Any way, I choose an ICBM.
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thefluffysardine Posted Jan 3, 2004
Righto then...
If we are using fish I chose .
Lets begin then MWAH
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Jan 4, 2004
right so it's your against my ICBM, this should be quite a contest.
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thefluffysardine Posted Jan 4, 2004
Indeed.
Let us begin.
On guard...
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Jan 4, 2004
*launches ICBM at thefluffysardine and sits back to wait for the explosion*
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thefluffysardine Posted Jan 4, 2004
*Big bang and puff of smoke and thefluffysardine emerges with a black face and a black .*
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Jan 4, 2004
*thinks: Damn, new I should have used the uranium payload.*
*orders another ICBM from the USA* and waits for it to arive*
*because they'll sell weapons to anyone, even 'evil' middle easten dictators who'll use them against their own people
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- 1: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Dec 29, 2003)
- 2: thefluffysardine (Dec 30, 2003)
- 3: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Dec 30, 2003)
- 4: thefluffysardine (Dec 30, 2003)
- 5: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Dec 30, 2003)
- 6: creachy (Dec 30, 2003)
- 7: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Dec 30, 2003)
- 8: thefluffysardine (Dec 30, 2003)
- 9: creachy (Dec 31, 2003)
- 10: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Dec 31, 2003)
- 11: thefluffysardine (Dec 31, 2003)
- 12: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Jan 1, 2004)
- 13: thefluffysardine (Jan 1, 2004)
- 14: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Jan 2, 2004)
- 15: thefluffysardine (Jan 3, 2004)
- 16: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Jan 4, 2004)
- 17: thefluffysardine (Jan 4, 2004)
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