h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So you sed I never tlked to you eh?
Well HELLO??!!
*hem hem*

i might consider talking 2 you, maybe..........well ok then if i must well hello their young skywalker!! you must come to the darkside (bring a hat it gets cold this time of year) *evil laugh*

*waves*

hello i think i'm a little lost, do you know where the alpha centuari station is?

that would be a NO
i'm afraid i am clueless
oh yeah
*waves*

this seens to be the story of your life lil ollie
ok about this Alpha thingy, ok you talk a left at the man-eating sign post, then a right and the fork in the road (yes it really is a fork) the stright on past the killer plant pots, then if you are still alive you will reach your destination!!!!!
hehehehehehehehe
so anyway how are you guy!!!
be HYPER!!!
love
Titch
O.B + J.S.

may i enquire as to the meaning of O.B and J.S???
because, yet agen, i am confused
a bit of a shame darn it really
-sigh-
so, this fork you speak of... does it have cereal on the end?

*looks down road at fork*

yes, it seems it does

wow i want it!
i gosta have it!

i saw it first*

*Runs for it*

*also rund for it*
i will beat ya...

*grabs it*

Never!

so you have to ask yourself, so you feel lucky punk? well, do ya?

whoa nelly - lets get some issues straight here.
a) i dont get lucky
b) i am not a punk
c) i dont ask myself questions
and d...
'ya' is not in my vocab.
so the answer to your question is a big fat NO on the richter scale

why hello people!!!!!!!
hyperness is in the air *DANCES* so ummmmmmm did you find it?

well you think your rod stewart oli!

oh why yes we found it

i do not
deny all charges etc
oh yeah
i got the cereal and it went on my t-shirt
darn :@

so you think youve got it, oh you THINK youve got it
but got it just done get it oli

hey ya vicki
hey ya
you and your crazy lyric makings

Nothing is forever.........

heheheheh.....heh......heh.......MWAHAHAHAHAHahahahahaaaaa!

ok im done

wow that was hyper
so boredamid
sitting at home feeling glum

'hey whats up glummy?' says a passing german man.
'i'm feeling lonely.' says me.
'don't be lonely! you have me and my lederhosen!' says the passing german man who now infact is not passing but is stationary.
'WOW! LADERHOSEN!' says me.

what a story.

well what the hell is laderhosen?