h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello i am Hazel

How come you haven't got an introduction on you space?
Is Mike your first name or is it just your username?
Hazel

Hi I remember you ....listen....I'm hoping we can start fresh without all the hassle....my first name is Michael but I get called Mike for short...you can either call me Michael or Mike

Oh i remember you now doh
Well i would like to start afresh myself, now that is for me.
Mike it will be if you don't mind.
What has happened to your page then, did you take it off or has somebody else?
Hazel

I don't mind...I did take it off as I got bored with it but I can't decide what to do with it

Oh you took it off but why get bored with it?

You remember our Nats don't you, well she knocked herelf out today cos she fell the wall and bashed her head.
I tried ringing her earlier but i got no answer, i will be going up to see her tomorrow to see if she is ok.
Hazel

Now that was silly of her.
I dunno I just got really bored with it

I meant too say that she fell against the wall, cos she tripped over the carpet.
I hope that she is alright though, cos i love her to bits for shuse to fight my battles for me when i was a kid.

Oh now you don't know what to do with your page, well why don't you write something about yourself?
Hazel

I already did kinda in my journals but I'm not interesting though

Who said that your not intereting, you never know who will come to your page.
Look at mine i musn't be for no one has come to mine at all in ages, so i mustn't be interesting at all.
I will have to be going in another half hour, cos i have to go to our Nats later sorry to say.
Hazel

I have to go soon anyway coz that sleeping tablet i took is taking effect....I look like spike if that's anything interestin

Mmmm Spike look-a-like well you are interesting to me then
Our Nats is on sleeping tablets aswell, i think they are called Tamaspan i hope i have spelt that right.
Hazel

Temazepam...I'm on em too...they're making me giddy and I can't stop yawning lol

They do that to our Nats aswell, maybe that's 's how she fell what do you reckon?
The reason she is on them is because she is on anti depressants.
Hazel

Could be honey...well I'd best go to bed as I don't know what I'm typing lol night

Ok Mike night night have a pleasant night.
Hazel

I wobbled a little bit lastnight lol

I bet you did lol

Our Nats had a pass out today and was violently ill, and now she is in hospital getting checked out.
How are you today anyway?
Love Hazel xx

I'm ok but I've been having a problem hearing 100% out of my left ear so I'll be seeing a nurse tomorrow to get it suringded (if I spelt it right)

Oh dear i hope that you get it sorted out.
Is your email the same cos i want to tell you something private.
Love Hazel xx

Yeah it is x