h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thankyou for the offer nd if it gets any worse (now wondering if it could get any worse and thinking...OOUUCCHH!!) I'll take you up on it.

Gonna go and watch some tele now and try and see if that works, if not and your still around, I'll speak with you then.

Not unusual for people to get to know each other that well, but yes, it is a scary thought...and I liked being all mysterious..DAMN!!

Xander

I might be here a while longer.. not too sure yet, cahnces are if Im not online I'll still be awake so feel free to text!

Mr. Harris, you think about a certain blonde AND redhaed fa too often...... Oh my God, thats an icky thought, and I dont even want to know what plans you had for the packet of biscuits and string bag!!! lmao !!

....stop thinking about that..... and that.... Oh gees, Im leaving your mind right now, thats just too much!!....

Feel better soon hun, if you wanna chat you know where I be!

Will

Hi hun,

Finally finished that front page, after three attempts, the thing wouldn't update!!

The shoulders getting better, but going to take one more day off work, just to be sure.

Xander

Hiya,

Ive just tried to finish the season three pop culture, and god only knows whats happening there... Im typing away and the screen wouldn't scroll down so Ihad no idea what was going on! Its playing me up some thing chronic today!
I think Im gonna give up with guide entries before I lose, not only my rag, but also the will to live!!

Gonna see if it'll let me update my page! Wish me monsters!

Will

Right mate,

Im going offline for a while, have to prepare and cook mothers dinner and think the milk I just had was not good.. feeling quite nauseaous!

Feel better soon!!

Will

(Hello spectators to this convo!! <wave&gt

Okay hun, I'm off for a little bit, going to watch a bit of tele, maybe a Buffy or two!! I'm thinking a season 6 episode, don't know what.

Catch up with you later tonight, have fun!!

Xander...To any viewers...It's all Willow's fault, she made me this way, I was all nice and innocent!!

Ok, viewers of this thread,

Let me tell you a story, Once upon a time there was a little boy called, lets call him, "Tim". And "Tim" met a girl, lets call her "Pillow".

Well, "Pillow" and "Tim" became good friends but "Pillow" was the sweet and innocent one and "Tim" was a very very bad boy, he had all the madcap ideas that made poor "Pillow"s brain pour out of her ears. He also had some nawty thoughts about 2 well known celebrities and told "Pillow" all about them! No as "Pillow" is 12 years "Tim"s junior, she looks to him for how to behave, so it IS all "Tim"s fault and poor "Pillow"s mind is being corrupted!!!






This would have been funny and longer but I want to go see what Xander's up to!!

Willow

Possiblw Buffy wordsearch page:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/plain/test2152243

But if I remember correctly, 'Tim' never thought to much about those two well known celebrities, until he met 'Pillow', he just had sensible thoughts about another well known celebrity, and being that 'Tim' is a man, which is not his fault, thoughts like that are entirely natural!!

Anyway, I'm off to find Pil....oops!! I meant Willow.

Xander

But Im sure 'Tim' still goes all slurry and slushy when you mention, ice cream trucks or rain coats!!!

Besides, 'Pillow' is a dipstick lesbian and therefore those thoughts are entirely natural too. Although after the news she received by CHANCE this evening, those thoughts just got a XXXXXXX rating..... or so she says!!


Ok, I cant do this anymore, this is madness!! You HAVE got to see Chance, if its half as good as Tara says then definately "Shoot me. Stuff me. Mount me!!"

Will

On a completely different note, Ive asked Tara to write a review of Chance, which I will then link into the TMC* so folk still dont have to leave the Buffyverse!!

*Why has noone got that, I was trying to be clever with the initials and noone said anything!! oh well, have to stick to being the wiccan goddess, Im much better at that anyway!!

So, I get it!! Anyway, you are better at being the wiccan goddess, Willow of the Wiccan Wonderful .

I've been busy as a bee today, had a go at trying to do tables and my experimentilisationing (If that's not a word, it should be), has produced a world of colour and boxes, see what you think A2228942 !! I'm the Xand man, he of the Xanderisms!!

Okay, that's enough with the babbling, I'm 'bored now', so I'm off to do some house work, if I can remember where the hoover is and try and work out what that thing is in the kitchen, you know, the thing that I put my dirty dishes in!!

Xander

That thing you put the dirty dishes in is either a sink or dishwasher, depending on your laziness/poshness!!!

I've just watched 'Same Time, Same Place' and Ive come to a decision! Once I get my financial situation sorted, I have to have a jacket (and shirt) like Willow's, I already have a jacket cut similar to the leather one, but I want one exactley like it!
So, if you dont mind, of course, I'll run up some designs for that and the long burgandy 'Tara' coat and if your jacket guy could make them, I'll love you forever!! Obviously if you could get a quote first, I'll send you more than enough money first, for the coats and to send them back!!!

Anyhow, anough of my greediness, how ya been?

Willow head go BOOM!!

BOO!!!

I can see you!!!

Hiya hun,

Sorry, wont be on tonight, it's mine and Julie's quiet night, so no H2G2, she let me in to say hi, because her mum was here and I couldn't get in while she was here.

Anyway, I hope that you have fun with the auction, I pressume that you are going to it, and I'll catch up with you tomorrow, that link that I put in the earlier message, have a look now!!

Xander

Oh mate, you'll miss the auction!

I had a look at your page, and WOW!!!! I had a play with the one I was doing and I think we've pretty much got it down!
Buffy wordsearch, here we come!! Come to think of it, we could do a whole Buffy quiz page, changing on the first of each month! There's a thought... Im gonna have myself a think about designing that!

Off to buy me some Aly...

Hiya guys,

Good news on the auction front... you didnt miss Sarah or James, but you have to give Harmony a number between 11 and 20 to get your money! I only have $100 after spending $600 on Aly, but boy, was she worth it!!

I've even signed me up for auction so you have to at least get the bidding started on me coz no one else will!!

Catch yous later!

Willow

YAY for Willow!!..Aly slave for an hour !! I'm just surprised that you let Staker Boi walk away.

I've already entered myself, your $100 should cover it, although I would hope that Anya might fight for me!!

Xander

Hey!!

Just watched the SMG 'Scooby Doo', very much with the shortness of the skirt!!

I think I may have got in over my head with this auction, if Anya bids for Spike and gets him, I think I may suffer at the hands of the other girls!!

Gonna go and try and put together the wordsearch thingy, I'll let you know when it's done!!

Xander

I gave up on that wordsearch thingy, it was doing my head in, look at the page now, it's a complete mess!!

Probably going to shoot off for a bit, catch up with you later!

Xander