h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

the ice cubes i threw on the floor, but they melted so your lucky not saying your an aclaprolic at all just get these down you i'll just have a
how come you dont go out much then

hey are you trying to get me so you can watch me fall flar on me a**e on the ice

i don't go out much coz i never usually have the money to so if i do have a drink it's normally just in a friends house as forgot what the inside of a pub and club looks like

anyway gotta

no need to get you to watch you slip on the ice cubes i throw on the floor just throw them as you in and out heres a few go take a look inside a pub dont say i dont give you anything

sorry my mum told me never to take money off strange old men

how will you get your pocket money off your dad then tree all done

oiiiii my dad aint strange you!

yeah it is and the lights are on it but that's about it so far

if you say so best put extra in the lecy meter then if you gonna run lights on the tree

actually my dad is a very caring person.

im jokeing so you still live with your parents then

were did you spring from?

yep i still live with them

i was sleeping by the garbage can over there -----> woke up bleedin cold your in a great postion still living at home, you must be able to stick a few in the bank eh any chance of a loan fro crimbo pay you back after new year

yeah it is great living at home but then it does have it's downside aswell such as lack of privacy as they don't knock they just walk in

if i had it i'd lent you it babes but with not being able to work i don't get that much to live on anyway and i have my cable bill,my keep and my own phone bill to pay out so usually skint myself most of the time plus i don't even have a bank account.

you set up a little besit with digibox and phone in your room you wonna fit a bolt or something on your dooor then, bet i know why they walk in they looking for your bank book, want me to look after it for you i know you dont get a lot on welfare when your living at home do you still least you have company eh just you still at home

well my mum does knock but why i don't know as she never waits for an answer

well yeah i thought seeing as i'm at home nearly all the time why not get cable the reason i got my own landline was because my dad was always moaning about my m8's phoning me on his phone so i did it to stop all the arguements

yeah just me still here as my 2 older brothers are both married and have their own homes now.

smart move, especially if your mom and dad already have cable tv you will the second box a lot cheaper but dont tell your mom and dad that will you so its stoped your dad moaning about your mates calling on the family landline but now bet he moans about your private phone ringing all the time and waking him from his sleep

actually i'm the only one that has the cable tv as they've just had the phone and that's all

well he use to but my m8's know not to phone at late hours since my dad had his stroke as don't want him disturbed when he goes to bed so they usually ring me before ten at night now.

was it long ago your dad had a stroke hope hes recovering well nasty things stroke so what made you want a digibox in your room you couldnt of had it purl for h2g2 surely

it was mothers day last year that he had the stroke and he was in hopsital for many weeks,he's ok now though although he'll never be the same as he use to be as he can't walk properly now and there's some things that he can't do properly aswell.

no i got the cable for the free e-mail actually and also for ld when it was open but the tv package aint to bad.

must of been pretty bad stroke, must of been horrable for it to happen on mothers day aswell well as long as he can get around and live a fairly compleat life after the stroke then you can at least thank the lord for that,

i just had the movies put on for the xmass period and i was looking through the tv paper(whats on tv) and theres crap films on over the holiday period i shouldnt of botherd

yeah it was horrible when it happened as i thought he was going to die but thankfully he's alive and as well as he can be as i love my parents very much and i'd be lost without them,he has one of the scooter things that he can get about on and me and my mum look after him so he's well spoilt.

they always stick the same movies on over the holiday hun and i don't have the movie channels anyway,i did order the santa clause 2 earlier an watch that co it was a good film and quite funny to.