h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just kiddin!!!!!

Have you got anything I can play with? I'm bored

Here, have some . There's not much else around here...

You're just trying to get me fat ain't you.....I can tell you are...mum made you do it didn't she!!!

No, honestly. You'd be doing me a favour by taking the , that's all...

Is it Cadbury chocolate? Coz I only eat Cadbury chocolate


*wipes mouth*

It is Cadbury, yes.

Yay!!! Well hand it over then!

*puts on table and takes a step backwards*

you're not scared of me are you my dear?

I just don't want to get between you and the , that's all. Harm can come to a young lad like that...

You'd be in more trouble if you got between a girl and an easter egg...we go even more crazy for those

I wouldn't dare. At least this space is Easter-egg-free, even at the relevant time of year, so it's a remote danger.

Anyways...gotta go get my sick note to return me back to work for tomorrow...if I don't catch you before you go to bed, sleep well my deary

I have to go back to work on Thursday, as things stand. *sigh* There'll be more here if you need it...

I might take you up on that...all I need to do now is to work out your time zone and it's nearly 11.00pm here which I think means it's early morning where you are...what are you doing up!!!!!

I'm currently 9 hours ahead of you, and I've no idea why I'm out of bed. Habit, I suppose. It can't be the quality of children's TV...

Oh, I know what you mean. For the last 2 weeks, I've been getting up at around 7.00am to get me into the routine of getting up for w*rk...

I'm usually at the office by 7:15; maybe I am mad, actually. Maybe I'll look into that.