h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm just about to weld the doors shut and paint the windows white at my user space, and that masked man is the very thing I need.

What's up? Some major renovations perhaps?

I'm remodelling my upstairs bathroom next week so I'll need him back by then...

Nothing too major, I just fancied keeping the general riff-raff out for a while. I'll be back to normal soon I expect.

Ah, I had seen you were being cuffed about in one of those nasty forums lately.

I get enough negativity in my daily life without needing to deal with that kind of garbage in my online escape time.

Keep your chin up! I'm thinking that things won't go on like this forever...

In the meantime, if you need help with any heavy lifting - moving sofas or refrigerators - do give me a shout.

I normally don't mind being 'cuffed about' as you put it. Sometimes I get a bit buffetted though.

I'll know where to come when I want stuff moved. I'm hoping the storm will soon be over though. I'll shout if I need you.

Looks like the storm is here.
I'm glad I was ready early.

Are you OK?

Oh yes, was just babbling about the latest transgressions. I could see it coming...
After posting in the Ban SL thread, I have been hiding behind the sofa though.

Heh. Hope that's your special flame-proof sofa. ;-) I'm not too worried about getting flamed for this one. It's really quite obvious what was going on. Almost right from the start. Check out my greeting posting: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F79756?thread=151458 Isn't it odd how quiet he became all of a sudden... ;-)

I'd seen a few conversations of hers go quiet. I wasn't lurking at her, honest.
Had some interesting reads though.
Asking me to explain the discrepancy in my opinion was hilarious! Are they all supposed to match? Isn't that called a fact, rather than an opinion?
Oh sorry, rude to talk about people behind their backs.

Rude?

Or simply naughty?

Definitely both!