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The 1 and only Elkherd Posted Sep 2, 1999
Yep. My dad always pointed him out as a kid. (Me, not eric). Spike's an immagrant, anyway.
Sucks!
Mark B Posted Sep 2, 1999
Hello Peta, are you fit? Whoopsie, there I go again, I am mad, the best Idea is to ask if you are female first. I hate myself... 
Nirvana were good, bla, bla, shoot me if you like, I dont care... (strange start). I will be normal next time dont worry.
Granny!
The 1 and only Elkherd Posted Sep 2, 1999
Cool. How'd'ya know Harpenden, then? Do you live here?
Granny!
Peta Posted Sep 3, 1999
I used to live nearish to there. lived at leverstock green which is between hemel and st albans. But had a friend who lived in Harpenden..
Can't teach!
The 1 and only Elkherd Posted Sep 4, 1999
Leverstock Green? I can walk there from my house. A friend who lived in Harpenden? I also have friends in Harpenden. So much in common, see.
Can't teach!
Peta Posted Sep 4, 1999
I used to live in st anthonys ave. Whereabouts are you? I went to Hemel School..
You! Your!
The 1 and only Elkherd Posted Sep 4, 1999
I live in Collye Grove, on the farm of Rothamsted near Redbourn.
I exaggerated a bit with the walking distance thing. I have walked there maybe twice, but I wouldn't do it regularly.
Wait a minute... you're probably some paedophile trying to come and abduct me... 
A Paedophile?
Mark B Posted Sep 5, 1999
Well I never, looks like there's a little big deal going down here. Hello Peta it is me the great spike. Now commonly known as Mark. Just to be annoying and to smash the Elk from his high and mighty postion I will tell you that It was I how actually used to LIVE in Hemel Hempstead! In Perry Green for 2 years! You know, near Sainsbury's. Ha! Eat that you dirty farm animal! I now live near to the famous Elk, and am aboot 10 mins away from him. Also in harpenden. See ya then!
Not a p.?
The 1 and only Elkherd Posted Sep 5, 1999
Yeah, when you were 2, spike.
For the last time, an Elk is not a farm animal. It is not domesticated and only enters areas of human habitation to steal fermented fruit. (True)
You! Your!
The 1 and only Elkherd Posted Sep 6, 1999
An Elkophile no doubt.
Write an article on Elks... I don't really know enough about them. I could look stuff up, but that'd defeat the object of writing pages
Meat
Mark B Posted Sep 6, 1999
Why don't we see if you are a real human and not simply a disguised Elkohpile with a funny aversion to 'non-domestic' animals. Meet us in Luton on Saturday - if you dare... (that was to Peta by the way)
Meat
The 1 and only Elkherd Posted Sep 7, 1999
In Luton on saturday... isn't that the same day as our first band practice with our new band, Spike?
What about next sat or sun? If you dare.
Meat
Mark B Posted Sep 9, 1999
Croizy englisshs, it may just woirk. Oh yeahs Benny, by the way, wahts fer desoit?
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