h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's a wonder you ever get any sleep at all Helen xxxx No,she's not me then,I'm certainly no Mrs Bucket hahahahahaha I don't live in Telford either, coming to think of it hahahahaha You take Care xxx Love Pinky xxx

well thats it then... too many things to say that you arent her..

i keep looking for the postman, hoping he is going to start bringing me loads of cards..
but none have arrived yet.
oh well, there is still time

Hope he arrives in a van Helen xxxx Sackfuls,just for you xxx See you soon Love Pinky xxx

i havent got that many friends.

ive had a couple, but its early days and th postman hasnt been yet..
it woyld be good if i got 50 cards

did u get one from the queen lol

no
oh well. im not really that bothered..

i had loads of cards, messages, texts, ecards, phone calls, good wishes and emails from those who know me..
i had some real surprise presents and i had a great day with wonderful company..

much better than some old telegram from the queen

hahahaha good 4 u hope u had a good time

Hope you had a wonderful day Helen xxxxx I did think of you xxxxxx Oh well,another year older and .......wiser ? ...... Mmmmmmmmm doesn't always work out that way does it ? My special wishes to you for EVERY YEAR ,is to wish you peace,love,health and happiness Helen ALWAYS xxxx See you soon Love Pinky xxxxx Hi Tig,we don't all get telegrams from the Queen you know,just cos you've got one ,we're not jealous OK ? hahahahahaha xxxxx

pinky i can sell them hahahaha

mornin both

pinky, it was a great day. it all worked out well and everyone had a good time.
but it hasnt made me any wiser, with this new age

tig. i think i will wait till im 100 and get the real thing

Hi Both xxx So pleased you had a wonderful day Helen.I don't seem to get any wiser either Helen ,thankfully.A little knowledge can be dangerous so they tell me hahahahaha xxx I don't ever want a telegram thanks Tig !!! Like you,I'm staying 21 and thats the end of the story ! hahahahaha See you both soon Love Pinky xxxx

mornin all

apparently, the latest saying for people of my age is... we are recycled teenagers.
i cant see how we have been recycled.. i still havent outgrown my first teenagership

i was out last night splashing in the puddles. perhaps i shouldnt have said that.. they might come and take me away

wait till ur 100 for the real thing what men hahahahahahaha in the words of mr brush boom boom lol

100 ????

i will never make it

100,it's not as bad as you may think Helen,I cope hahahahahahahaha Hope your both well xxxx Love Pinky xxxx

ive been feeling like it this week. maybe i overdid the celebrations

i havent felt like doing anything at all.

if this is what old age is like...... i dont want it..

lol have a brandy

thanks...

Put your feet up,relax and I'll do the hoovering,dusting,polishing and cleaning ALL week in here for you Helen xxxx You've just got exhausted with all of the excitement xxxx Tig,you can put the kettle on !! See you later Both Love Pinky xxxxx

this is what i like to see.

someone else doing the chores and me sitting and watching them <laugh dont forget that cobweb in the corner....

tig.. no sugar in mine, im sweet enough